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[avawatson]

• Fri, 16:14: RT @forsciencejohn: I spy @ughjohnwatson @avawtsn and others 👀 http://t.co/78BADmTmp8
• Fri, 16:25: Nobody was at the pool, which is really small. A guy let us in but you need a room key to get in. @HeadCumbernerd
• Fri, 18:23: RT @afoolofatook: Birth of greatness in elevator at @Gridlock_DC - Shrek!lock. Get on board #shreklock @avawtsn @HeadCumbernerd @fffinnagai…
• Fri, 18:44: RT @threepatch: #gridlockdc goers, guess who has lanyards for you! No charge. 😏 http://t.co/eScdoA43rQ
• Fri, 18:53: @chelspeak suite is 727 😘
• Fri, 20:33: RT @HeadCumbernerd: Herbal soothers... for science #420lock #GridLOCK #gridlockdc @avawtsn @afoolofatook @fffinnagain http://t.co/hblm9gl84v
• Fri, 21:30: The burlesque show is playing soundtrack music and it is killing me. If they get to s3 score, I'm going to scream.
• Fri, 21:31: In other news, I'm drinking cider on an empty stomach (apart from a cookie I took from a stranger). 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
• Fri, 21:39: I should not have worn makeup, I'm already crying
• Fri, 21:41: A man just fellated a balloon??

• Fri, 21:42: It popped
• Fri, 21:42: Now there's a murder/dance sequence with Billy Joel
• Fri, 21:49: And now, Sherlock is stripping oh god
• Fri, 21:50: You guys this Sherlock has a great ass and a dfp thing going on
• Fri, 21:52: Sherlock is cross dressing in the story of this show
• Fri, 21:54: IN THE RAFFLE ARE HAND BEADED PASTIES WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES SILHOUETTES ON THEM
• Fri, 21:54: PASTIES
• Fri, 21:54: SHERLOCK HOLMES PASTIES
• Fri, 21:59: You guys http://t.co/N2RfWZTjCA
• Fri, 22:02: Overheard: is it a bad idea to masturbate with a spoon and two double D batteries Okay maybe that isn't what he said but it sounded like it

• Fri, 22:03: Awkward: I'm facing this couple who are just holding each other
• Fri, 22:04: Like I close enough to dance with this girl if we were dancing
• Fri, 22:04: Help me, there are people
• Fri, 22:05: Oh Jesus I got enough space to turn back toward the stage, everything just improved 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
• Fri, 22:09: All the shorties have congregated to the front of the standing room area, that's how you know the tall people here are kind
• Fri, 22:10: Whoa Sherlock is female after all, so cross cross cross dressing!?
• Fri, 22:10: Mary is Sherlock's connection inside this burlesque club
• Fri, 22:12: THE HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES IS DANCING TO METALLICA http://t.co/2v0wrYcwOq
• Fri, 22:13: SHE JUST LICKED HER BOOT
• Fri, 22:15: I can't even properly describe what she just did with the water in the dog bowl

• Fri, 22:15: I'm wet
• Fri, 22:15: I've got water on my glasses I mean
• Fri, 22:15: I mean?
• Fri, 22:15: Sherlock is taking the hound home
• Fri, 22:16: Watson is petting her
• Fri, 22:17: I'm in a lace dress and have nothing to wipe my glasses on
• Fri, 22:17: Hudders' number up now
• Fri, 22:18: Huddersfield is dressed remarkably like Mycroft
• Fri, 22:21: Her corset is much more Mycroft than Hudders
• Fri, 22:21: Watson just walked in on Hudders stripping, whoops

• Fri, 22:22: John is confronting Mary about helping Sherlock and containing her spying
• Fri, 22:23: Obvs Mary is gonna teach him something now about burlesque
• Fri, 22:23: This lesson involves a chair http://t.co/eoTNJk0nxz
• Fri, 22:26: Mary's dancing to "You Left Me for Dead" #fitting
• Fri, 22:26: LITERALLY WHERE DID SHE PULL THAT GUN FROM
• Fri, 22:27: She just shot a coin oh my god
• Fri, 22:29: IS IT IRENE
• Fri, 22:29: IT IS
• Fri, 22:30: Moriarty is here and he's railing against burlesque
• Fri, 22:31: People are now Benny Hilling around the stage, half in Victorian garb and half in pasties and string

• Fri, 22:32: The hound just licked the tip jar and now Moriarty is in a straight jacket. Irene is gonna Dom his ass.
• Fri, 22:32: Or not?? He's gonna burlesque out of the straight jacket??
• Fri, 22:34: Oh Jesus his straight jacket has a strap going down hm between his legs
• Fri, 22:36: Irene is legit dancing to Sherlock no. To the tune of I want to fuck you like animal. NIN.
• Fri, 22:37: "Is that your dog staring at us"
• Fri, 22:38: Irene can twerk
• Fri, 22:39: She put a ball gag on Sherlock and led him out
• Fri, 22:45: Show is over. Can we get dinner and booze now?
• Sat, 00:35: Memory to log: Stupid Girl in the back of a Toyota Sienna from tapas to (hopefully) alcohol.
• Sat, 00:52: I think I requested Bitch by Meredith Brooks from DJ @fffinnagain by accident

• Sat, 00:54: #420lock and team OTP are singing 90s Sherlock playlist up in this über car
• Sat, 00:56: RT @SassyHedgehogs: For anyone feeling a bit sad, here's a hedgehog in a baking tray http://t.co/v1yQKyRHDj
• Sat, 00:57: ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ https://t.co/2UcVMyk09o
• Sat, 01:01: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/N20AV1xIBc
• Sat, 01:03: RT @CuteEmergency: Puppy ran out of energy 😂😂😂 https://t.co/rvglN3mpLm
• Sat, 02:01: I say again, there is no right way to answer this https://t.co/fChDLbR5tq
• Sat, 08:54: RT @threepatch: Good mooooorning #gridlockdc! Who's ready for a con? http://t.co/U6D9nobIeb
• Sat, 08:58: Oddly had dreams that one of my eyes had a -13 prescription and that was making my life difficult. (My scripts are closer to -3 and -4)
• Sat, 08:59: I remembered the fleeting thought I had last night about who this reminded me of. Mycroft. Playing with dad. https://t.co/etxcRLBok0
• Sat, 09:38: I think I left my mustache earrings at home 😩😩😩

• Sat, 09:38: All this soft John cosplay and no mustache earrings 😭
• Sat, 11:07: RT @threepatch: Happening at 11am: a #setlock/#ShSpesh talk at Speedy's. Talk spoilers and speculation with @avawtsn and @EmmaGrant_01. #gr…
• Sat, 13:06: @johnfucknwatson @JupiterEyed have you two risen yet?
• Sat, 13:39: I took this for @Zashache http://t.co/k9RzV8qOfw
• Sat, 13:42: For some reason I'm up here at the table with @jinglebellfic ??? Look at creepin undine!Sherlock #gridlockdc http://t.co/w1dnFOjeye
• Sat, 13:47: If you wanted to know what @fffinnagain's massively pro setup looks like from #gridlockdc 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 http://t.co/OB6PagXInC
• Sat, 13:54: RT @bluebatwings: Hey, I'm in here! Loving @jinglebellfic's get together! #gridlockdc https://t.co/WyIrYDIU8K
• Sat, 13:58: Still happening and @jinglebellfic is still great #gridlockdc https://t.co/HUk6y2r95J
• Sat, 13:58: RT @afoolofatook: Delicious Hamfords in the @threepatch suite with @HeadCumbernerd @nellidge http://t.co/8grj8kv6qt
• Sat, 13:58: RT @threepatch: Cupid!Stamford is out and serving Hamford sandwiches at #gridlockdc to accompany a talk about @nellidge and #Sherlock http:…

• Sat, 13:59: RT @FoxEstacado: My @threepatch art on the walls of Speedy's at @Gridlock_DC. This is a little emotional for me :') #GridlockDC http://t.co…
• Sat, 13:59: RT @threepatch: Military John Watson is in Speedy's, has pins, and he wants you to know a thing. #gridlockdc http://t.co/fdeZgvd8CM

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