avawatson | My tweets

Tue, 12:41: Woke myself up with a jolt because I dreamt I tried to take a test for someone else and the police came and arrested me, searched my phone.
Tue, 13:28: The jarringness of undelineated author notes in a fic published to Kindle format. https://t.co/ieMLmoeVDp
Tue, 14:00: https://t.co/Vc8ugep2zz
Tue, 16:00: Tfw a major character dies and you aren't sure if it's a fake or not because you don't read tags diligently enough.
Tue, 17:29: The 24 hour challenge wrung me out, jetlagged me. Apparently jetlag makes me susceptible to nightmares. Which prolongs the jetlag. Great.
Tue, 17:50: RT @kumailn: Thread. I remember seeing these kinds of things when I was starting. We still have a long way to go but we have come so very f…
Tue, 17:58: wtf https://t.co/T4tFFeTcrz
Tue, 18:02: I was just about resolved to try to go back to sleep, when I remembered I made a podcast appointment that starts in 30. I did this to myself
Tue, 18:06: I am having actual trust issues with this gif https://t.co/fBvvDS1qe5
Tue, 18:16: Maybe... maybe I permanently stressed away my period and now I'm in menopause.

Tue, 18:44: How sleep deprived must I be to be contemplating changing my ao3 icon to Sherlock photoshopped with a Dr. Pepper?
Tue, 19:50: RT @autostraddle: LESBIAN AMERICAN HERO https://t.co/JclMjUb8rb
Tue, 19:53: @ThreePatchCocoa IT'S YOUR UNPROBLEMATIC FAV https://t.co/gHGb5A7e4u
Tue, 20:12: Was I clear about what I meant here? The detective and his doctor. Pepper. I'm so fucking tired. https://t.co/CDRnDvLYxz
Tue, 20:13: RT @jillboard: Women prepping for Maddow tonight like https://t.co/KDgFzsDZTv
Tue, 20:18: RT @scottbix: Second person I've heard 2005 from. https://t.co/ctvyou0pjW
Tue, 20:26: RT @Laur_Katz: English is hard. English on the internet is harder. I spoke with the woman who runs @MerriamWebster's account: https://t.co…
Tue, 20:29: It's my sincere wish, Lauren Naturale, that @MerriamWebster the company has given you a raise in the last few month… https://t.co/HbXIQ20dU2
Tue, 21:03: RT @mariancole: https://t.co/2SL53QbUuv
Tue, 21:09: RT @her_nerdiness: borrow a cable password or go on periscope basically https://t.co/aQde5zS1kh

Tue, 21:14: This is often how I feel watching Maddow until she bites down. https://t.co/6XKR5ts83e
Tue, 21:16: RT @digby56: It's obvious that reporters don't watch Rachel Maddow. This is how she tells her stories. There's always a long explanatory le…
Tue, 21:21: I do feel bad for people who've never listened to her go through a piece. The salty impatience is kinda funny but I feel bad about it too.
Tue, 21:24: RT @MarkHarrisNYC: That was some very cogent analysis. Of the reason we should care about this news. That we don't know. Because we haven't…
Tue, 21:27: "It is totally illegal" does not strike me as something a professional PR person would write in a statement. Picturing 45 rage-dictating.
Tue, 21:48: Hubs comes home and wifi on two of my devices shits out. I'm exhausted and I have work in 70 minutes. So could everything just...stop
Tue, 21:51: RT @jbf1755: This A.Ham quote has been echoing in my head for weeks. He's describing demagogues to defend himself vs. the charge that he's…
Tue, 21:54: RT @marcusgilmer: Meanwhile... https://t.co/Cgl0VVKm2g
Tue, 21:57: RT @CapehartJ: Too many of y'all are acting like Watergate was one big reveal. It took months of rigorous and boring reporting. Journalism…
Tue, 21:58: RT @ParkerMolloy: "Only ones who care about my tax returns are the reporters." Retweet this if you're not a reporter, but you care about T…

Tue, 21:59: I'm so conflicted https://t.co/SqIMYKFpTP
Tue, 22:14: There is realistically no way for me to nap for 30 minutes when I'm working on 2 hours sleep. And hubs won't wake me because he's drunk.
Tue, 22:17: RT @tribelaw: Biggest news re this Trump tax return is that White House dared to threaten @maddow by saying (wrongly) that her publishing i…
Tue, 22:21: RT @owillis: UGH WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN KEEP REPORTING ON THIS BURGLARY UGH WHEN DO THEY GET TO THE NIXON PART (If we had today's journalis…
Tue, 23:06: I'm logged into work after frustration-rage-texting Ted in California and everything is still pretty Bad.
Tue, 23:07: Like, if I could advise you guys to mute my bad fucking mood, I would. I'd mute myself if I could.
Tue, 23:20: Note to self, hire an 8 month old if you ever want to fuck up somebody's face. https://t.co/8mfcH4AfyU
Tue, 23:35: This doesn't sound like the White House. It sounds like a note from an angry neighbor who threatens lawsuits all da… https://t.co/XxsAkDDQAq
Tue, 23:44: RT @xv_gigii: So this is what happened to me in gym today. 🙂🙂🙂 https://t.co/R2KJh2crSU
Wed, 00:18: RT @MarkHarrisNYC: No. https://t.co/nhOvkkkjMe

Wed, 00:22: Guys, I'm so tired I just tried to figure out if "Caro is tired" could possibly be anagrammed out of my name.
Wed, 00:38: Oh the weird ways my real life converges with twitter and fandom sometimes. I almost RTed one of my college roommates' art just now.
Wed, 00:42: RT @ericgeller: What could possibly go wrong? https://t.co/RYtyp8inLL
Wed, 01:40: I read fic on my phone for like six hours instead of sleeping, and my hand feels a bit...um. Bad. Phone reading is so not ergonomic.
Wed, 01:52: RT @elinorgray: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS, fanfiction is beautiful and creative and full of life, and don't you ever let a crusty fart tell y…
Wed, 03:08: RT @paperbeatstweet: do not try to stop them https://t.co/uKbsjjBdiP
Wed, 07:41: 🎶🎶🎶 https://t.co/kBn0FCwIwX
Wed, 07:45: If this were freeform I don't think I'd answer with 1. But I'd answer with the others even less so... https://t.co/nexgXUG8RE
Wed, 07:48: RT @ava: "The weapon that 'A Wrinkle in Time' gives is hope - that even though evil may not ever be fully extinguished - our acts of love m…
Wed, 07:48: RT @BabyAnimalGifs: oh my god https://t.co/DTHQHGM6bn

Wed, 07:51: (Friends, I am doing it. I am acquiring Remington Steele. Goddamn, that challenge was from 2015.)
Wed, 07:57: I'd love to write a fic involving the use of tinder and Grindr but I don't know the first thing about either really. Or second thing anyway.
Wed, 07:58: I missed something and now there are microwave memes. Help. https://t.co/Qj7K9qRujM
Wed, 08:15: I'm loopy and fading, gonna try to sleep. Wish me luck I stay down today.

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