avawatson | My tweets

Mon, 22:04: I know Hillary is purposely spending a lot of time smiling, but tbh I think she could get a lot of mileage out of pure confusion. Relatable
Mon, 22:10: Like it really occurs to me that someone with a readable, emotional, reactive face like Martin would do a LOT to dismantle Trump's idiocy.
Mon, 22:13: Also, Donald. As far as I know "cyber" as a noun refers to cybersex.
Mon, 22:19: Oh, he's saying "I have common sense." I swear it sounded like "I have Comic Sans" which would've made a lot more sense to me.
Mon, 22:20: Focus on Terra. Fuck the moon outpost and Mars colonies. Make Terra Great Again.
Mon, 22:23: Have there been longterm studies on the effect of fake tanner applied to the face?
Mon, 22:23: HILLARY WHOOPED.
Mon, 22:31: God bless twitter for putting this on my timeline. https://t.co/kv7WMOMPcl
Mon, 22:32: RT @adamconover: WHEN WILL WOMEN LEARN THE PRECISE RIGHT AMOUNT TO SMILE?? https://t.co/M0Q8FaktEp
Mon, 22:32: RT @GovHowardDean: Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?

Mon, 22:37: Hillary not only has stamina, she has constitution. She has strength, she's got proven endurance, and I'd roll a dungeon with her anytime.
Mon, 22:39: They probably hit the wrong button for cyber, Donald. A Weiner problem, you might say.
Mon, 22:41: RT @DanRather: Note: “stamina” is just a codeword for weakness and “you’re not up to the job,” that women have been hearing for far too long
Mon, 22:44: RT @JustinCentric: Let me summarize this night for you so far. #debates https://t.co/Clti75SwsD
Mon, 22:45: I hope Roger Ailes and Donald are screaming at each other right now in a car. Someone write me a fic.
Mon, 22:46: RT @WGladstone: Holt: Good night, I'm Lester Holt Trump: No you're not. Holt: OK, good night.
Mon, 23:35: RT @nickpraynerr: sexism is a man screaming he has a better temperament than a woman who has been patiently waiting to speak after being in…
Mon, 23:38: RT @ashly_burch: If Hillary wins, the joy of girls growing up with a female pres would be second only to the relief of our country not bein…
Mon, 23:42: RT @MerriamWebster: This is the definition of stop and frisk, found unconstitutional. https://t.co/X97FuKpD33
Mon, 23:43: RT @ChrisisSingin: Someone was def #Outgunned #Out-Woman-ed #Outnumbered #OutPLANNED It wasn't @HillaryClinton #ImWithHer https://t.co/eds…

Mon, 23:48: RT @jerryspringer: Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.
Mon, 23:48: RT @DanRather: @HillaryClinton states a fact. @realDonaldTrump originally supported invasion of Iraq. He says into the mic "wrong, wrong".…
Mon, 23:48: RT @JuliaHass: Hillary Clinton has the calm Madonna face of a woman who has raised a toddler and can do this all night, mister.
Mon, 23:50: Ooh. I should definitely get on Facebook tonight. See who I should unfriend.
Mon, 23:59: RT @ClaraJeffery: Groan. Only women are "over prepared." Men get to be "masterful" and "commanding." https://t.co/WSLAzvhv1y
Tue, 00:03: RT @ememess: That debate was like watching the president being heckled by some weird drunk guy in a bar.
Tue, 01:18: RT @jensaysthings: We need this for the next debate https://t.co/0LyPfjEslZ
Tue, 01:41: Seeing this written out is, uh. Something. America's being hoodwinked by a fascist used car salesman who can't get… https://t.co/UpN91NtI6i
Tue, 03:46: "I think I've had very very good relationships with the African American community over the last..." America raises… https://t.co/m2lTETizaK
Tue, 03:55: If you don't see why Trump being a racist demagogue is relevant, innocent phrasing and issue deflection is just tro… https://t.co/qctlRzmoRV

Tue, 03:57: THANK YOU INTERNET https://t.co/ntQXmQEZxL
Tue, 03:58: I can't believe how even this is. That's at least 10 thousand people who I fundamentally don't think I grok. https://t.co/4ZYFJG0GdI
Tue, 04:09: .@MerriamWebster was a special and wonderful addition to my debate twitter TL. <3 https://t.co/sYS8QcoyKC
Tue, 04:27: Friends. Cosplayers. Genderfuckery friends. 100 years of Drag Kings. Check out this video. https://t.co/ilsce3SZkn
Tue, 08:41: RT @jeremyscahill: Trump touts his military endorsements. Perhaps the best is the general who believes Jesus will return with an AR-15 http…
Tue, 08:46: RT @iSmashFizzle: Read this thread if you get the chance. https://t.co/37x97nPH2n
Tue, 08:52: This is rather amazing. https://t.co/Srepft1n5P
Tue, 09:19: In the mid 90s, I decided that a red Saturn coupe was my favorite car. I just passed a similar-enough-looking car that I thought of it.
Tue, 09:40: Convinced we were this close to getting this on stag night. https://t.co/39v90Yvp94
Tue, 18:30: @fffinnagain we recording tonight? Because I'm going back to sleep if we're not...

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