avawatson | My tweets

Sat, 15:06: I forgot about the throng of people who go to these games. Christ. As if public transportation doesn't make you angry enough as it is.
Sat, 15:19: Warring cheers of "let's go Yankees" and "Boston sucks." In 90 degree heat, full sun, and interminable lines. I hate humanity.
Sat, 15:28: Ramps in baseball stadiums make me feel like cattle going to slaughter.
Sat, 15:30: I hate everything. Starting with people. Sports too. The sun.
Sat, 15:39: Please god just open up a rain cloud right over my head and soak me to the bone. Lightning okay.
Sat, 15:42: View from the terrace. Full sun. https://t.co/xQvTTAIAng
Sat, 16:00: The YANKEES play the Imperial March for the Sox and the REBEL FUCKING ALLIANCE THEME for THEMSELVES, who the FUCK okayed that oh my GOD
Sat, 16:01: Oh my GOD THE REBELS AND YANKEES, I WILL VOMIT RIGHT OFF THIS TERRACE
Sat, 16:14: Holy shit, it's actually lightly raining now. I'm so happy.
Sat, 17:03: Hubs was not impressed with me when I pointed out that there were 2 balls, 2 strikes, 1 out. 2-2-1.

Sat, 17:23: There's a Yankee fan here from Sacramento, macking on a Sox Fan wearing a Papelbon jersey.
Sat, 17:37: Two guys just proposed via the jumbotron. (X, will you marry me? Y.) The camera only panned to one of the couple's. Fucking AWKWARD.
Sat, 18:43: Inexplicable chant of "USA! USA!" behind us.
Sat, 19:27: Game is done, now to handle mass transit with... everyone.
Sat, 21:38: We've got to the part of dinner where they're asking if my mom actually speaks English & whether anyone other than black ppl live in Harlem.
Sat, 22:15: RT @laurenduca: What if Ghostbusters does so well at the box office that men get cancelled
Sat, 22:25: Step-MIL asked how different the Philippines and Indonesia were. She was sloshed. Told her it was like oranges and grapefruit.
Sat, 23:01: RT @TheMarySue: #Ghostbusters is being projected to earn up to $50 million opening weekend. Not too shabby. https://t.co/rvebk8dq9Z
Sat, 23:01: RT @civilwarbore: Ok this is hilarious and also kind of awesome https://t.co/YOZ3x3sGSb
Sat, 23:04: RT @oneilllo: Okay, we legit all need to go see Ghostbusters. https://t.co/WGHjuwQnoq https://t.co/UyqCP4df8S

Sat, 23:09: RT @IdleTeeth: GHOSTBUSTER WAS GOOD AND I AM MORE IN LOVE WITH KATE MCKINNON THAN ECER
Sun, 11:01: In-law adventures continue today. https://t.co/EY6ZqL5lJ7
Sun, 11:39: This is most definitely happening to my face in a few short minutes. https://t.co/sS9yY4Pt1R

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