avawatson | My tweets

Mon, 18:51: Finally made it to the water park after all. Six year old did not throw up, not even once. My boobs might have come out of my top. Not sure.
Mon, 19:20: This fic talks up the size difference in their hands, heaven have mercy. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Mon, 19:27: The kid has decided he likes me but all I want is to read porn on my phone, oh my god. I just wanna finish this 5k Chryse fic, kid.
Mon, 19:36: I'm weak in the knees, oh my good lord, Chryse. Give me the sequel, damn it. The threads demand tying.
Mon, 19:38: RT @TheMarySue: First Look at @chrishemsworth in @paulfeig's #Ghostbusters http://t.co/c98qvgPkea #film http://t.co/ZI3uJxJgdE
Mon, 19:46: RT @bbcthree: The #Sherlock/#DTTB crossover is on @bbcone right now. 👌 http://t.co/25g9EFqEUX
Mon, 21:41: RT @SirPatStew: Real men wear lavender. On my way to @ConanOBrien tonight. http://t.co/d2B4maBIz5
Mon, 21:46: RT @CuteEmergency: I WANT A MINI-HORSE NOW https://t.co/h9j5L39s8A
Mon, 22:36: RT @HeadCumbernerd: @avawtsn @readingfic twit twit, twat
Mon, 23:07: RT @afoolofatook: CANCEL ALL MY PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR https://t.co/5HiqDps4wF

Tue, 08:25: My view. And my view. http://t.co/6BXkUBAwVo
Tue, 09:01: The boogie boarding group are inter water and I am fretting about the encroaching tide. Help me. http://t.co/lHHkVXajJq
Tue, 09:02: Also I just aerosolized sunscreen all over my face. I hope that is kosher. And that I'm not gonna die of...something.
Tue, 09:25: We have moved back and I feel more secure that the ocean will not simply overtake us where we sit. And where I am trying to read fic.
Tue, 10:42: In an effort to conserve phone battery, I've pulled out my kindle. As it turns out, it's loaded up with old faves... http://t.co/zwVubrWDoj
Tue, 10:57: @HeadCumbernerd I found a taker for the Walk the Moon ticket of yours!
Tue, 11:14: God bless fanfic 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Tue, 14:29: My lower back is being such a pain. I can't tell if I want to make it pop by twerking out or my butt or tucking my spine into a C. Why this.

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