My tweets

[avawatson]

• Mon, 18:51: Finally made it to the water park after all. Six year old did not throw up, not even once. My boobs might have come out of my top. Not sure.
• Mon, 19:20: This fic talks up the size difference in their hands, heaven have mercy. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
• Mon, 19:27: The kid has decided he likes me but all I want is to read porn on my phone, oh my god. I just wanna finish this 5k Chryse fic, kid.
• Mon, 19:36: I'm weak in the knees, oh my good lord, Chryse. Give me the sequel, damn it. The threads demand tying.
• Mon, 19:38: RT @TheMarySue: First Look at @chrishemsworth in @paulfeig's #Ghostbusters http://t.co/c98qvgPkea #film http://t.co/ZI3uJxJgdE
• Mon, 19:46: RT @bbcthree: The #Sherlock/#DTTB crossover is on @bbcone right now. 👌 http://t.co/25g9EFqEUX
• Mon, 21:41: RT @SirPatStew: Real men wear lavender. On my way to @ConanOBrien tonight. http://t.co/d2B4maBIz5
• Mon, 21:46: RT @CuteEmergency: I WANT A MINI-HORSE NOW https://t.co/h9j5L39s8A
• Mon, 22:36: RT @HeadCumbernerd: @avawtsn @readingfic twit twit, twat
• Mon, 23:07: RT @afoolofatook: CANCEL ALL MY PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR https://t.co/5HiqDps4wF

• Tue, 08:25: My view. And my view. http://t.co/6BXkUBAwVo
• Tue, 09:01: The boogie boarding group are inter water and I am fretting about the encroaching tide. Help me. http://t.co/lHHkVXajJq
• Tue, 09:02: Also I just aerosolized sunscreen all over my face. I hope that is kosher. And that I'm not gonna die of...something.
• Tue, 09:25: We have moved back and I feel more secure that the ocean will not simply overtake us where we sit. And where I am trying to read fic.
• Tue, 10:42: In an effort to conserve phone battery, I've pulled out my kindle. As it turns out, it's loaded up with old faves... http://t.co/zwVubrWDoj
• Tue, 10:57: @HeadCumbernerd I found a taker for the Walk the Moon ticket of yours!
• Tue, 11:14: God bless fanfic 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
• Tue, 14:29: My lower back is being such a pain. I can't tell if I want to make it pop by twerking out or my butt or tucking my spine into a C. Why this.