My tweets

• Fri, 15:34: Wedding photography has been going on for well over an hour. 😩 The ceremony is still hours away. 😩😩😩
• Fri, 17:08: Omg get married faster you dweebs
• Fri, 17:57: Truly, cocktail hour is best hour.
• Fri, 18:50: My BIL and new SIL just came out to Turn Down For What.
• Fri, 19:20: One of my husband's cooler aunts just came over to me and high fived me for stalking Benedict at GMA.
• Fri, 19:47: Future SIL is scoring points with me by slowdancing with my MIL at the moment, ngl.
• Fri, 20:09: God help us, MIL is giving speech. BIL 2 to hubs: "was this planned???"
• Fri, 20:32: I'm not drunk enough to dance, you guys. I just got pulled onto the dance floor. Someone tell hubs' cousins.
• Fri, 20:50: One of hubs' cousins won't stop making me dance helpppp
• Fri, 21:25: I tried chugging alcohol whenever I got pulled onto the dancefloor but I'm not good at drinking, you guys. Or dancing. -_-

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