My tweets

• Sat, 16:10: How do I safe word out of this year https://t.co/jo6CA78CBI
• Sat, 20:43: Scattergories: I'm arguing that "jerking off" is an appropriate answer to "excuses for being late."
• Sun, 09:25: Presumably MIL's spare bed in "hubs'" bedroom is newer than my old thing with clear, permanent depressions in it. But I sleep better there.
• Sun, 09:28: I'm a joint popper and knuckle cracker anyway but as I get older, I find things popping that never did before. Like my deltoids. Um, body?
• Sun, 09:33: I don't know at this point if exercise and losing weight will ever lessen the unhappy (if satisfying) cracks my body makes. Might it?
• Sun, 09:35: The alternate idea, that I can extrapolate forward in time, means I'll just never be able to move without the clicks. Bit alarming really.