My tweets

• Mon, 22:04: I know Hillary is purposely spending a lot of time smiling, but tbh I think she could get a lot of mileage out of pure confusion. Relatable
• Mon, 22:10: Like it really occurs to me that someone with a readable, emotional, reactive face like Martin would do a LOT to dismantle Trump's idiocy.
• Mon, 22:13: Also, Donald. As far as I know "cyber" as a noun refers to cybersex.
• Mon, 22:19: Oh, he's saying "I have common sense." I swear it sounded like "I have Comic Sans" which would've made a lot more sense to me.
• Mon, 22:20: Focus on Terra. Fuck the moon outpost and Mars colonies. Make Terra Great Again.
• Mon, 22:23: Have there been longterm studies on the effect of fake tanner applied to the face?
• Mon, 22:23: HILLARY WHOOPED.
• Mon, 22:31: God bless twitter for putting this on my timeline. https://t.co/kv7WMOMPcl
• Mon, 22:32: RT @adamconover: WHEN WILL WOMEN LEARN THE PRECISE RIGHT AMOUNT TO SMILE?? https://t.co/M0Q8FaktEp
• Mon, 22:32: RT @GovHowardDean: Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?

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