My tweets

• Thu, 20:37: Exciting fall weather finds: I'm up to TWO pairs of pants that don't have thigh rips in them. That's roughly 100% more than I thought I had.
• Thu, 22:15: Just passed by an older Mercedes, but out of the corner of my eye, it looked like the Ford Granada I had in my Remington Steele fusion fic 😪
• Fri, 01:04: Part of me wouldn't be surprised if the con twitter acci-purpose-incompetent-ly fell on the block button over this https://t.co/epBwdmrPID
• Fri, 01:12: This kinda puts a funny spin on all the fake 555-XXXX phone numbers from the movies. https://t.co/e5QvRK3Ji1
• Fri, 01:19: RT @vanetti: OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE IS A TALK WITH JUST YASMIN AKRAM AND ALISTAIR IT IS TITLED I SHIT U NOT "THE WEDDING CRA…
• Fri, 01:20: Wondering where should I debut Morton Salt girl cosplay. I'm broke as a motherfucker and don't think I can get it together for Seattle.
• Fri, 01:27: Chairlock is the REALEST https://t.co/XvZaLOQZ8U
• Fri, 01:31: .................... https://t.co/O6OwYHVQRv
• Fri, 01:48: Guy like 6 and a half feet tall just stood in the doorway as I opened it with my two drinks in one hand (bussing skills+1) and yelled SHIT
• Fri, 02:00: RT @f_i3: シャーオラ！ https://t.co/xvridS88sE

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