My tweets

• Wed, 22:27: I fell asleep for close to 40 minutes. I woke up panicked that I'd overslept for work and couldn't make myself do anything for another 10.
• Wed, 22:30: I'm so tired. Got a magical pain in my left eye when I woke up too, took an Advil to stave off whatever that is. Skipped shower, feel gross.
• Wed, 22:54: I have no understanding of the Tim Kaine memes in my timeline right now. I feel so behind in the national zeitgeist.
• Wed, 23:11: Rushed into work where dude behind me is obviously watching DNC, I can hear Obama, he turns it down like I'm his mom, felt straightup savage
• Wed, 23:21: All I want to do is sit very still and die as slow as anyone else, and maybe have some too-sweet cold liquid I can sip like a bee.
• Thu, 00:30: I don't suggest to anyone that they 1) have an asshole bf OR 2) an asshole ex OR 3) talk about people behind their backs BUT THE CATHARSIS
• Thu, 01:39: I'm realizing that I brought up a Ghostbusters reference in Spoilercast. That's also what I brought to the table for the host segment.
• Thu, 01:51: RT @TheRealSibsy: Everyone had their moment when they realized Holtz was best new #Ghostbuster. This was mine. #Holtzmann @paulfeig https:/…
• Thu, 02:04: WHY ARE POMERANIANS
• Thu, 02:26: @rejectsuprstar yeah the article itself is not written from the perspective of someone who wants tjlc to happen. "Twisted" is rather strong.

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