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- Sat, 17:10: I think this is the one that earned me this comment. <3 https://t.co/eAtXyMml1B (now with music) https://t.co/fnFL3UE99a
- Sat, 17:34: How you know my packing job was haphazard as hell: I've brought three bras for a five day trip to my mom's.
- Sat, 17:50: Apparently it was a year ago today I lobbed off all my hair. I do miss pigtails. http://t.co/1JFoBsm6g2
- Sat, 18:13: @vickieleni I'm not producing this ep but did you wanna throw in that Gridlock promo into our August 1 ep?
- Sat, 18:46: Casually writes porn while flight boards.
- Sat, 18:51: My connecting flight takes me through midway today so I'll see you guys in a bit. π
- Sat, 18:58: I probably think a morbid amount about what my last tweet:mark on social media would be. Will be. Especially when I fly. Not that I'm phobic
- Sat, 18:59: I did this in college too. I once wrenched crush confession from a high school friend of mine when I ambushed him at work. I was 19 and dumb
- Sat, 19:00: Work was literally a grocery store. He was one of my then-boyfriend's good friends from high school. Bit fucked up, right?
- Sat, 19:01: But I thought, I was gonna die, I could take this tiny little truth with me. Why regret finding out?
- Sat, 19:03: In other news, it smells like someone shat their goddamn pants on this flight right now.
- Sat, 19:04: And THAT would be a horrible last tweet.
- Sat, 19:06: Anyway. Plane door is closing so this morbidity is going into airplane mode. Talk soon. π
- Sat, 19:42: We've been taxiing for at least half an hour and engines have shut down now to conserve fuel. I am not optimistic about making the connect.
- Sat, 19:43: In other news, the Australian girl next to me is still wearing her nerd HQ volunteer bracelet from SDCC so we've been talking fandoms.
- Sat, 19:44: Because I was that creep to recognized the nerd HQ logo and was like haaaaaaaaaaay
- Sat, 20:12: RT @threepatch: #HappyBirthdayBenedict! πππππππ Love, the #Sherlock fandom. http://t.co/xO9eSFzobD
- Sat, 20:12: Look at my limited graphics skills on my phone, people. #lastRT
- Sat, 20:21: RT @bencpics: cr. http://t.co/H9viXx80Ks http://t.co/eoWXqR8Jsy
- Sat, 20:22: RT @bencpics: #HappyBirthdayBenedict http://t.co/6iJkB6XxyU
- Sat, 20:23: πππππππ I know he's the biggest dfp in his own brain but when he walks the walk, it still ruins panties, I just https://t.co/gkO48cu2dz
- Sat, 20:37: Okay flying now. Finally. Maybe? βοΈβοΈβοΈ
- Sat, 23:00: Why am I not surprised that of all the massively delayed flights, my connecting flight isn't one of them. Spending another night at Midway.
- Sat, 23:02: They literally got me here 45 minutes after the connecting flight left. It wasn't on the board to even check. Sigh.
- Sat, 23:04: They've got nothing for me until 10pm tomorrow night.
- Sat, 23:09: In Chicago for 24 hours, what the fucking fuck.
- Sat, 23:37: I'm actually in the same camping bed as I was last time. Because there's a plug here.
- Sat, 23:51: Called the airline. Nobody available to talk to me for 40 minutes. They're gonna call me back.
- Sat, 23:55: RT @BarbicanCentre: π©π° π¨π½β€οΈπΈπ»ππ π»π¬πβππ¦π½πͺπ¨π½ πππ«ππβ π¦π½β€οΈπ§πΎπ‘β‘οΈβͺοΈ ππ¨π½πΈπ»π³πβ‘οΈππΌ πΈπ»π΄πΌβ‘οΈπͺπ¦π½πͺπ΄πΌπ π§πΎπππ π¦π½β΅β‘οΈπ¬π§ππΌπ©π° πͺπͺππ¦π½πππ·πΈπ»ππͺπ¨π½ππͺπ¦π½π ππΌπ½ #HamletBaβ¦
- Sun, 01:35: So southwest called me back after a while and then put me on hold for 20 minutes. I got someone who tried routing me elsewhere. No go.
- Sun, 01:36: My mom is offering to pick me up in Nashville, which is three hours away by car.
- Sun, 01:45: RT @5252_CUCUMBER: HAPPY BIRTH DAY ! BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! λ² λ€λνΈμ μμΌμ μΆνν©λλ€ 8γ 8μ²μμΌλ‘ μ±κ²¨μ£ΌλμμΌμ΄λκ²μ μλ―Έλ₯Ό..! μ€λΉ μμΌμΆνν΄μ! #BENEDICTCUMBERBATCH httpβ¦
- Sun, 03:11: I tried napping for a bit but had dreams of waiting on hold. Also I'm fucking freezing. And yet it's a full house. People don't have beds.
- Sun, 03:58: Also checked my work email and am rather suspicious my boss' boss' boss (who hired me) may want me to work from home 2 of 5 days I have off.
- Sun, 04:13: More lights just turned on. I think the airport is waking up. It's not even 3:15am. Midway remains a shithole. And a cold one.
- Sun, 04:49: I had some leftover sausage/egg/cheese on a bagel that hubs got me before I left NYC. Fingers crossed I don't die of food poisoning.
- Sun, 05:00: It's so cold, my nips are trying to escape orbit
- Sun, 05:43: Southwest wants me to pay the difference for switching final destinations from Memphis to the next closest airport. Jesus fucking God.
- Sun, 05:50: They want $321 to change my flight to an airport 200 miles away. I'm fucking flying standby instead because fuck everything about that.
- Sun, 06:03: So if I get on standby option number one, I will go through Dallas and then onto Memphis by lunch. On standby 2, it's Nashville+200m drive.
- Sun, 06:04: Basically whatever the fuck
- Sun, 06:12: I think the counter lady felt bad for trying to guilt me about missing the connecting flight and bumped me past 20+ other standby people.
- Sun, 06:31: Will I get on standby? To Dallas?? ππ«
- Sun, 06:34: There are multiple parties of two who aren't on board this Dallas flight. They called my name. But they gave my ticket away...?? In 1min???
- Sun, 06:34: I am living in a dystopian airport hell
- Sun, 06:37: No, they printed me a ticket. I'm going to Dallas apparently. Sorry @chachiachoo
- Sun, 06:44: I'm buckled in and en route to Dallas. Okay, sure. Whatever. I'll believe there's a Memphis when I see it.
- Sun, 09:00: Greetings from Dallas. Walking to next gate. πππππ
- Sun, 09:11: I HAVE. A BOARDING PASS. TO MEMPHIS. IT'S NOT EVEN STANDBY. I AM VICTORIOUS. http://t.co/Nfuk90fwoE
- Sun, 09:21: I'm in the south, I'm getting a large sweet tea. May the diabetes take me.
- Sun, 09:43: Tell you a secret, I'm listened to "Master and Servant" as I posted this https://t.co/BkxMsOFiSe
- Sun, 09:46: Reasons why @chachiachoo should visit NYC more https://t.co/t15vOkYTkG
- Sun, 09:48: RT @threepatch: Somehow or another, we got to 300+ likes on Facebook. If you want to keep up with us there, look us up! https://t.co/nhvyN4β¦
- Sun, 09:54: Sherlock finding new ways to confuse Redbeard and making a study of it. http://t.co/XmKq8SVpP2
- Sun, 09:56: You know I'm feeling better when I'm inflicting Redbeard tweets on you.
- Sun, 09:57: This looks like screen caps of a boy band dance routine. Start in a chair like Flashdance, stand, pose, arms out πππ https://t.co/Th7RThywLH
- Sun, 09:58: RT @Free_Martinis: Martin plans to do another theatre project with @lloydjamie in the next 2 years. http://t.co/QfVejlHHok
- Sun, 09:59: Okay but like. Dick 3 XXL: Come Again. https://t.co/hnu56y4N3p
- Sun, 10:10: HAVE MERCY https://t.co/vOp6XZMgBN
- Sun, 10:28: Baby Sherlock crawling and following puppy Redbeard around the house http://t.co/YypDRP9O5A
- Sun, 10:40: RT @Free_Martinis: Martin about Captain America Civil War https://t.co/u8yAzp8ROj
- Sun, 10:48: I'm boarding! Again! On a plane! This one is going to Memphis! Omg!
- Sun, 10:55: RT @sherloickst: Handsome as hell (Martin Freeman @ Giffoni Film Festival) http://t.co/0gBei90CmT
- Sun, 10:57: RT @enerJax: #HappyBirthdayBenedict !!! Get yo cake on :BBB http://t.co/RpinExIFvk
- Sun, 10:58: Gloria Gaynor is a Benedict fan?? The world is amazing. Bless. https://t.co/jUQ4FPW1Du
- Sun, 10:59: Okay, airplane mode. πβοΈβοΈβοΈ
- Sun, 12:27: In Memphis and trying to play where in the world is Caroline's luggage. Best guess: not Memphis. *infinite shrugs*
- Sun, 12:35: You guys, the Memphis airport logo http://t.co/RH1mnGYtK9
- Sun, 12:49: I'm back to snap chatting yellow cars, everything is almost right in the world. Sorta.
- Sun, 13:12: Good old south. The sodas are the size of my head, with free refills.
- Sun, 14:16: Lord have mercy, it's like the bodyguard http://t.co/eZDAoMQadL
- Sun, 14:17: RT @Evening_Sue: My stream froze on Martin Freeman thinking about what he'd change in TBOTFA. @Free_Martinis http://t.co/kyVoxeMzkM
- Sun, 14:17: RT @5252_CUCUMBER: FUCK YOU ! εΈ (γ Wγ )εΈ http://t.co/LjL2oBqQIU
- Sun, 14:18: I may not see my mom a whole lot but we have thus far both been glued to our respective phones throughout lunch, sent good pics to people,
- Sun, 14:22: RT @vereentjoeng: Happy birthday to the one and only Mr. Cumberbatch :D #HappyBirthdayBenedictCumberbach #cumbercupcake http://t.co/SQEEmUβ¦