My tweets

• Tue, 14:00: https://t.co/9G45i4BCut
• Tue, 21:12: I just realized that seltzer reminds me of flavored Chapstick water.
• Wed, 01:41: In today's edition of Straight People or Serial Killer https://t.co/ixTiUsfbQV
• Wed, 02:41: I keep dress-shopping online to look for something for the California wedding I'm going to next month and I keep fantasizing about a maxi.
• Wed, 03:25: RT @gentlemanabroad: Ollie from 'The Thick of It' is directing the remake titled #NastyWomen starring Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson https:…
• Wed, 03:29: RT @Fusion: "He has told me how much he wants to be home with us." 13-year-old Fatima Avelica's father was detained by ICE while taking he…
• Wed, 04:03: RT @DavidYankovich: Trump is the only man I have ever seen who looks arrogant even when he prays. "Dear God, I'm great. You should be pray…
• Wed, 05:08: I just told a woman "O as in Oblivion" because she wasn't getting O for Oscar.
• Wed, 06:17: RT @BerlinSandra78: Hiya, I'm looking for a ticket for #AndrewScott's #Hamlet @AlmeidaTheatre for 6th, 7th, or 8th of April. Can anyone hel…
• Wed, 07:03: Is it normal to consider cosplay possibilities when shopping for dresses? Yellow could go to Molly or Morton salt girl...lavender Janine...

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