My tweets

• Mon, 12:35: Is that...a middle aged Japanese businessman and his Marilyn Monroe impersonator wife? I have so many questions for… https://t.co/4eEdt5MbK4
• Mon, 12:37: Oh my gosh, why do I find this so lovely? https://t.co/1FcTzeAXZY
• Mon, 12:46: RT @TheRoot: Within the last week, 10 teens have gone missing from Washington D.C., but have you seen their faces on the news? https://t.co…
• Mon, 12:58: Hubs told me of the inclement weather shit overnight. Guess who's working remote literally all week. 💃💃💃
• Mon, 13:01: RT @BBCNews: Yellow submarine "Boaty McBoatface" set to leave for first science expedition https://t.co/k4m5GFSvLs https://t.co/NG8Sg83hvR
• Mon, 13:12: I want to see want to see 'em dancing Walking around on those Whadd'ya call 'em? oh- feet Flipping your fins you do… https://t.co/BofFBDJNwO
• Mon, 13:34: Hey. Guys. Recovering lawyer here. Bona fide argument: best law film ever. Literally ever. https://t.co/kZZpQS61jt
• Mon, 13:38: RT @Kloipy: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS VACCINATE YOUR KIDS!
• Mon, 13:40: I did not know the right way. Teen Vogue has set me right. I still don't know *why* I know this person, but now I k… https://t.co/1LcLXsdrw7
• Mon, 14:34: Waiter asked me when I took the pic. I said yolky eggs remind me of my friend Elly. https://t.co/3nhj1dZvV5

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