My tweets

• Tue, 02:31: Not even kidding, you guys, coworker showed me a video of a furry (in costume) making a 2 minute declaration about why he's a conservative.
• Tue, 08:17: It's IC for mandrakes to scream tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/Bpu8PCnIdW
• Tue, 08:18: @chachiachoo rtyi I think https://t.co/6b0xQJFq4N
• Tue, 11:30: RT @dedene15: ぽけじょん肥ゆる秋 https://t.co/Vyr9dTUHlE
• Tue, 23:46: One of the best Twitter mini games you can play is inserting myself for @Mazarin221b's dog. Although I may be biase… https://t.co/e2ZCJJaDOp
• Tue, 23:58: Picked up a giveaway for @threepatch's @SherlockSeattle meetup 💦💦💦 https://t.co/Xop84HqHbq
• Wed, 01:58: I am so fucking pissy right now and spewing bleeding heart liberal bile on facebook. Apologies to @forsciencejohn who's so far 2 for 2??

My tweets

• Wed, 03:29: Oh man. Depeche Mode's playing in London a day after my wedding anniversary in June. What are the chances we could go...
• Wed, 04:18: RT @NateSilver538: Here's what the map would look line if only women voted: https://t.co/sjVY67qouE https://t.co/rrc3GuXmGl
• Wed, 04:18: RT @NateSilver538: And here's if just dudes voted. https://t.co/HjqJzIVwc4
• Wed, 04:44: Omg why is Jidenna not on the Luke Cage soundtrack?? 😩😩😩
• Wed, 06:04: Ben's hair is short again -_-