My tweets

• Fri, 18:42: Today, I hit a new johnlock low(?). Crossed the street, pedestrian crosswalk reminded me of John's shirt from TBB. https://t.co/UzRShsCbnk
• Fri, 19:07: RT @fervidasaflame: Caroline is my favorite 🏆 https://t.co/HdUx7b8iDO
• Fri, 21:20: Conversation openers to take to comic con: "So who are you dressed as?" "Doc Oc." "Oh, really? But--" "Doctor Awkward." "..." "PhD."
• Fri, 21:20: It's been almost an hour since we started playing MtG sealed deck and I am still offended new guy asked me if I'd ever constructed a deck.
• Fri, 21:46: Transcript unaltered in any way: Player 1 *scrys* 2: "Did you top or bottom that?" 1: "Bottom." 2: "Your butt is bigger than mine, damn it."
• Fri, 23:28: RT @AngryBlackLady: I'll take, "Who gives a chicken fried fuck?" for 200, Alex. https://t.co/gQMp9BvKkX
• Sat, 00:30: Just checking, it's unprofessional to call someone in a helpdesk email "my sweet summer child," right?
• Sat, 00:55: I know it's basically down to @FoxEstacado's artwork but I'm so happy/proud of the number of RTs and favs on this https://t.co/55pvPYR6Kv
• Sat, 02:23: RT @AlsBoy: Here's something you can watch for a few seconds or like me for about five and a half hours https://t.co/tJ7aMU5OFC
• Sat, 03:06: Sorry not sorry, dude, the school's secure VPN doesn't exist so that you can watch Netflix. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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