My tweets

• Sat, 16:00: Plans to look like a drag queen that just blew a unicorn for tomorrow's parade: progressing.
• Sat, 16:03: RT @RobynElyse: Ironically, Antonin Scalia actually anagrams to "I Sanction Anal."
• Sat, 16:07: THIS IS WHAT I AM ABOUT https://t.co/TNgeYP8JDj
• Sat, 16:08: RT @CuteEmergency: "my godson thinks he is Prince George" http://t.co/7MMJrjGl0B
• Sat, 16:09: 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/vCnyaGT9Pn
• Sat, 16:12: Ahhhhhh @HeadCumbernerd https://t.co/4zVPfZT6tH
• Sat, 16:20: I'm eating a stromboli the size of my arm, God bless America.
• Sat, 16:27: RT @shitlockposting: http://t.co/oo4Wpl79BC
• Sat, 16:35: Twitter has put the rainbow emoticon on #pride, which makes me happy, but I'm picturing it as a hilarious intrusion to tweets about the sin.
• Sat, 16:35: John Watson is a canon g a m b l e r https://t.co/v4Id6BUNGz

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