avawatson | My tweets (Reply)

Sun, 16:03: Uf C@chachiachoo wants to give full acouning of hwo drunk i am then ta=hat is fin bu t I sm supsri=risngly okay mayb brunch is great'
Sun, 16:04: Tge fact that my pcomputer doesnt acorotorrect is maybe nad right nwo because I am not bolstered by ipHONE?
Sun, 16:04: Guize I' a m tnot an alchoholic i Jus tlreally like brunch
Sun, 16:04: QWow sometiems tiwtter siwsms in front of you and like th's weird
Sun, 16:05: So like while I have my inibitiosn wlowersed lemme just say that I love you guys
Sun, 16:05: I tknk you are all *8wisper* super cuTE
Sun, 16:07: Okay I can admit that autororect is good for the less sober amosgs us like myself
Sun, 16:08: MY FAVORITE IS THE ATH HEIDI TYPED IN THE BRITISH EGLISH https://t.co/r9SApB8XjB
Sun, 16:08: *renenbers ereally hard to fave tweet* it's susper important
Sun, 16:09: h SHIT you suyuze i am dunk from brunch but i am htoo drunk to care?? fuck

Sun, 16:09: I don't so much have fingers oc muh aas appendage for smashing into my keyoad wow
Sun, 16:09: The point is srhat i Love you guys, I think ou are awsome
Sun, 16:10: Wow oo like jojohnlock houtuh
Sun, 16:10: joHn wants to bone sherlck= real bad
Sun, 16:10: s is cannon, i can gigglih fuck
Sun, 16:11: oh mY goD I am so r soryr that i' mm solytty drounk aat 4L11pm right nwo
Sun, 16:15: is somho @1electricpirate babhysititn me though a drunksn stupor id ont' knwo i'M in amaeria an dshe is n IFNLAND OH MY GOD
Sun, 16:16: *remembers to fafev* BECAUSE DRUNKC ROLINE SHOULD STILL BE POLIE
Sun, 16:17: bsiaaclalyy I Lvoe you guys ANd I l think that johnlOCK SHould beome canon, that would b elovely thak yuou mofitss yesa nd abldes
Sun, 16:20: tou guys I think i Have lost cintrol of my faculties an di M typing ylike a crzy lperson omg y god

Sun, 16:22: i JUs t tried rolling over in te be dbut I rolled ovef troo much og WHAT why are you guys not here with me I'm eisng so great on twite
Sun, 16:23: LI think I'v made the poijt that utoocorrect makes me founs d alot drunker tham I actually aj??
Sun, 16:23: WOw it's like a lot easye rto hit contrl+enter tha you would think wow durnkc aroline wow
Sun, 16:24: THE TURLY funy part is that when I hit ctrl+enter on the tweetdek you yguys all hit fave sfo rsome reason, it is BECAUS EI LOVE YOU???
Sun, 16:25: you gUYS are all paying attentionto me more than you nrmally woud on a saturady? I STODAY SUNDAY? wi odn't know, it is burnch day
Sun, 16:25: it is unlimited bloody mary days it iwaht is it, and if you guys ame ot nyc then I could also have unliited boody marys with you and yEAH
Sun, 16:26: WO BUT UT LIKE LSO OMEGA
Sun, 16:26: owow that was awful, i mea tomge averse, wow, i am bad at the tweeting
Sun, 16:29: I ti soc rurring to me nwo that i Have legimtiamte people who afollow me and I am sounding like trash in a trashbinw ow
Sun, 16:30: I am sorry eltgiamte peopes, I love you but aslo There is some jOhNLCOK FELS that need ot be happening on this fine whatveer afervernoon

Sun, 16:30: WOW BUT LIKE SHERLOCK LVES JOHN SO MUCH?? WHY HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURVELSW KNOW ING THIS HAPPENS IN THE UNIVERSE
Sun, 16:33: wow oaky I am going to probably GO oFFFLINE now because mobil dvice are hard without aphone but I WILL WATH SENSE 8 an di LVO YOu guys
Sun, 16:34: Wo ethis is sgoing tot look lie such tash when it comes together on livehjouranlw ow
Sun, 16:35: nyway @1electricpirate i think you are the b'ees' sneeknes and i think @afoolofatook a nd @a_causidicus are pttygreat aand i LOVE YOU GUYS
Sun, 16:36: THis is some mainimalist tweting 'I'm doing, I'm not even properly tagging people, i Hop eit's okay, I lov eyou GUYS
Sun, 16:37: aWow okay I need ot pee so I"m gonna do that, you guys get the bet of frunk Carline, all the keybars shamshing and none of he thrownig uP??
Sun, 16:58: oKAY BUT IKE BONING IS THE BEST CAN WE ALL AGREE IF NOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TIMELINE THANK YOU
Sun, 16:58: that's probably not sensitive toward the non boeninig comunitiny, i'm SOrry
Sun, 16:58: I'm SOrry NOn boninng community
Sun, 17:01: WWOW hav eyou evber picked up alaptop to put it in your lap while drunk, it's quite heavy

Sun, 17:01: Wow i am saying WOW a lot , i MA tht kind of drunk I geuss i"m soryr
Sun, 17:02: I would Kiss @a_causidicus on the nOS E IA ALL I AM SAYing
Sun, 17:02: jUSt lIKE A QUIck booP wow wht is happneng to my caps i don't understand
Sun, 17:06: AHAHAHA it houhg tI was less drunk and then I tried slooking to the side and it didn't work
Sun, 17:06: mY POINT IS JOHNLOCK , okay,
Sun, 17:06: WoW THEY WANT TO boNE EACH OTHE SO BAD
Sun, 17:08: gUYS fUYS GUYS do you eve rhink tbouat how Sherlock HHOlMES is such a small small man tryingtof tinto large large man shos, whoSE SHOES THO
Sun, 17:09: ARe they Mycrfot shoLmes' shoes or are thyeyu someone LESe's, wSherhlcokw hy are you so silly, youa re iLSLY< go GET LAID PLz
Sun, 17:09: Ive crosse dthe point os cohernency, 'm sorry"
Sun, 17:13: wow now Caroline don't think about crushes don't think sbaout them don'

Sun, 17:13: THIS IS RAELATED TO BASEBALL RIGHT @BakerStMel @EarlGreyTea68 WOW BASDLABLLA https://t.co/vBnPtL0uxo
Sun, 17:15: Wpw wafter re[eated ex[er,emtatopm O cam sau" ;eanning backward is fool's agem lean forward only okay
Sun, 17:16: Woww am i Losing coherency because I've stopepd frinknin? Dhow does that work
Sun, 17:28: Omg @macbean221b why are you rettweeting my shit
Sun, 17:30: Here' the skinny on being drunk You roll over an dthink "I CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THAT DRUNK!" but surprise youa are because fuck you
Sun, 17:33: WHT IS THIS, I WNT TO BE THIS https://t.co/02sekI1bVz
Sun, 19:00: I think, you guys will not be surprised to learn, I fell asleep. Hello. I am slightly less drunk.
Sun, 19:06: I spent so much energy making that last wtwet typo free, I'm sexuasted
Sun, 19:20: Wow I" m sobering and reading my tweets, wow guys why Do you put uP IWHT ME, also i"m watching Brotther vs br=other thanks @EmmaGrant_01
Sun, 19:49: Okay I'm mostl =y eorber and Am agoing to wath senSe8 now, the caps has been horrible wow

Sun, 19:49: Sorry about htat, god I've been drunk for a long time and I had a nap in between
Sun, 20:33: Hello, guys. I'm feeling dehydrated. (No one is surprised.) Kind of in need of a lifechangingly good fuck. How are you?
Mon, 12:21: Funny that I've read a LOT of omegaverse this month (podcast reasons!) but it feels like nothing is touching on the dubcon of this fic now.
Mon, 12:22: And before you ask, it's a teacher/student AU WIP where Sherlock's 16. And I've not finished, so I've not put up the link anywhere.
Mon, 13:15: Sweet jesus lord, John has a virginity kink in this one oh my god
Mon, 13:38: Made it yesterday to ep 3 of Sense8 btw. Lido's boyfriend is the best. His whole story's been hilarious. "I love gay porn!"

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