My tweets

• Sun, 12:39: Do I NOT leave in all this laughing about the Waffle House?? We collectively GASPED, friends.
• Sun, 12:51: Postmortem is down to 30 minutes. >.>
• Sun, 12:54: PS this is apparently what I did instead of podcast duties all night, whoooooops. I've not got to sex yet, but any… https://t.co/x6qkalHUwP
• Sun, 18:21: I wake up and my mentions are all Chik-fil-a, corkscrew duck penises, and editing nonsense. 💯
• Sun, 18:27: My sleep today sucked but I woke up to 👌👌👌 notifications so maybe it's a draw. https://t.co/Z1FYypxDaU
• Sun, 19:35: Watching LMM on be Oscars red carpet!!! 😍😍😍
• Sun, 19:48: RT @intothecrevasse: I am now changing the official way I want to die to "stabbed by Taraji P. Henson" https://t.co/jcpxEYevHO
• Sun, 19:49: RT @ThatRebecca: Prepare to lose it cause LION's Sunny Pawar is here #Oscars https://t.co/z382D7lq9T
• Sun, 19:52: RT @fitzbucky: auli'i won already, everyone go home https://t.co/QaH4Whg5MY
• Sun, 19:53: Guys, anything that I RT from the Oscars tonight, just assume I could quote RT with nothing but exclamation points.

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