Star Wars: The Force Awakens

This may or may not be the start of some new tag. You (might) know how projects around here go. Anyway, long story short, I have a MoviePass account. I have a netflix account. (Or access anyway.) Basically, I see a bunch of movies. And I usually livetweet my responses right after, but I thought, I dunno, that I would put thoughts into a more longform way. Blame Anna.

Anyhow, I considered dumping them onto tumblr, but god knows that place feels both very very small and very very large. And yeah, I'm straight up afraid of putting the wrong opinion into the wrong tag and winding up with internet-related PTSD. So here I am. A small corner of the internet, but one I have more control over. And I don't know if I will keep this up, but hey, I never do.

Anyway, enough bullshit. And as with everything longform I do, this one is of course, extremely overblown and overwritten and underedited. Whoops.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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So. It was good. Pretty damn good. I'd be curious to know if I would feel the same impatience toward the end if I watched when I wasn't watching the clock so that I could get to work on time. But all in all, I'd still give it a good review. It did its job, which was make me interested in seeing episodes VIII and IV. And rewatch IV-VI, too. And maybe track down that Topher Grace cut of episodes I-III.

Ultimate rating: 5/7, har har. A much better idea to see this movie than snort baby powder.
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