My tweets

• Thu, 15:40: BIL really wants this at the reception. https://t.co/LnqKn3pPei
• Thu, 17:27: My legacy 💪💪💪 https://t.co/nmnDFm65bq
• Thu, 18:59: At an Indian place with hubs' family. Step-MIL has decided she's found the one place with Indian she likes. Lord save me from white people.
• Thu, 23:47: Sherlock would love this. ⚡️ “Man's body dissolved in Yellowstone hot spring, reports say” https://t.co/nUvIveSnoF
• Fri, 07:38: TMWTBTW update, slow as I've been going: Sherlock's found poppers. 👀👀👀👀
• Fri, 10:59: Putting on evening makeup half a day before festivities start is weird. I've put off eyeliner because that's going… https://t.co/TdTW0X9syB