My tweets

• Mon, 18:51: Finally made it to the water park after all. Six year old did not throw up, not even once. My boobs might have come out of my top. Not sure.
• Mon, 19:20: This fic talks up the size difference in their hands, heaven have mercy. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
• Mon, 19:27: The kid has decided he likes me but all I want is to read porn on my phone, oh my god. I just wanna finish this 5k Chryse fic, kid.
• Mon, 19:36: I'm weak in the knees, oh my good lord, Chryse. Give me the sequel, damn it. The threads demand tying.
• Mon, 19:38: RT @TheMarySue: First Look at @chrishemsworth in @paulfeig's #Ghostbusters http://t.co/c98qvgPkea #film http://t.co/ZI3uJxJgdE
• Mon, 19:46: RT @bbcthree: The #Sherlock/#DTTB crossover is on @bbcone right now. 👌 http://t.co/25g9EFqEUX
• Mon, 21:41: RT @SirPatStew: Real men wear lavender. On my way to @ConanOBrien tonight. http://t.co/d2B4maBIz5
• Mon, 21:46: RT @CuteEmergency: I WANT A MINI-HORSE NOW https://t.co/h9j5L39s8A
• Mon, 22:36: RT @HeadCumbernerd: @avawtsn @readingfic twit twit, twat
• Mon, 23:07: RT @afoolofatook: CANCEL ALL MY PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR https://t.co/5HiqDps4wF

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