avawatson | My tweets

Sat, 16:00: Plans to look like a drag queen that just blew a unicorn for tomorrow's parade: progressing.
Sat, 16:03: RT @RobynElyse: Ironically, Antonin Scalia actually anagrams to "I Sanction Anal."
Sat, 16:07: THIS IS WHAT I AM ABOUT https://t.co/TNgeYP8JDj
Sat, 16:08: RT @CuteEmergency: "my godson thinks he is Prince George" http://t.co/7MMJrjGl0B
Sat, 16:09: 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/vCnyaGT9Pn
Sat, 16:12: Ahhhhhh @HeadCumbernerd https://t.co/4zVPfZT6tH
Sat, 16:20: I'm eating a stromboli the size of my arm, God bless America.
Sat, 16:27: RT @shitlockposting: http://t.co/oo4Wpl79BC
Sat, 16:35: Twitter has put the rainbow emoticon on #pride, which makes me happy, but I'm picturing it as a hilarious intrusion to tweets about the sin.
Sat, 16:35: John Watson is a canon g a m b l e r https://t.co/v4Id6BUNGz

Sat, 17:52: THEIR NEW EMAILS I FUCKING I FUCKING
Sat, 18:14: My RPG today has involved the words "bejeweled fuckswing" and I am so proud.
Sat, 18:55: RT @threepatch: It's almost like they're brothers... http://t.co/kOwYP9H5hA
Sat, 19:33: I'm loving today https://t.co/zkhFJV6kr0
Sat, 19:38: RT @ThreePatchCocoa: Choking up here. https://t.co/IYafv2Ar5y
Sat, 19:55: Haha I remember this @SherlocksBees http://t.co/u5OxckJln8
Sat, 20:00: Jesus, this was five years ago. I don't feel significantly different tbh but this child is now six. Time...stahp. http://t.co/bMSZnAj2Vh
Sat, 20:17: I evidently carry around enough cosmetic supplies with me that I'm able to test-drive newly bought glitter makeup during this RPG session.
Sat, 23:21: This is what I do while waiting for my RPG scenes...? http://t.co/cG48sAWidf
Sat, 23:22: @chucksauce221 do you want me to do you up your profile pic with the bi flag? Or the pan flag? I could, no problem. I'm no photoshop genius.