avawatson | My tweets

Mon, 16:33: Fedex says they tried to deliver but my doorbell didn't ring and there's no notice downstairs. So, all in all FUCK OFF, Fedex. Goddamnit.
Mon, 16:33: I've been phoneless since Wednesday and will apparently continue to be til tomorrow. Jesus effing christ.
Mon, 23:07: I'm so tired, guys. 24 hours ago I was suffering from a hangover. I still don't have a phone. WIPs are updating, I have prioritIES OKAY
Mon, 23:15: I'm 12 https://t.co/FvVO3ycjCg
Tue, 00:59: Guys, my twitter and livejournal started syncing and so LJ picked up all my drunk tweets from Sunday. Witness: http://t.co/W6BoY0PbiY
Tue, 01:00: You will be unsurprised to note that I was hungover by about midnight (after being smashed at 4pm from brunch). Threw up, advil, everything.
Tue, 01:39: This gives me so much hope that Ben won't have to use an American accent, oh my god THIS IS THE BEST NEWS http://t.co/OyD9cDXijV
Tue, 02:05: So my writer friend for Steven Universe got his twitter screencapped and it was on my dash. HA.
Tue, 03:03: *someone asks for het fics* *digs around fic recs* *brings out two measley fics, dusts them off* *same fic recs I've had for 3 years now*
Tue, 03:55: RT @Zashache: HEY YO I AM FREEBATCH GARBAGE http://t.co/DlDoe2eIgA

Tue, 03:55: RT @Zashache: Ah don't forget Khan/Arthur and Julian/Oliver tho http://t.co/v7T0WZIYEj
Tue, 05:06: RT @Zashache: @avawtsn Billy bob/Martin is ruining my life too help this is why I also made Fargo FX pins too and I am like HA http://t.co/…
Tue, 12:58: Adventures in NYC crazy continues/concludes: the nose game guy is dead. He aCTUALLY DID IT, I'm rather surprised. http://t.co/zRIjCae0HZ
Tue, 13:02: I'm so annoyed. Yesterday, no bell, no slip. I signed electronically. Today, bell, AND slip. No fucking package. Fedex, you dickbags.
Tue, 13:05: Oh, and I'm meant to go to a work meeting 9-10:30 tomorrow, when I get off work at 7am. FUcking SHitbirds I JUST WANT MY PHONE
Tue, 13:39: twelve https://t.co/qYDpBj43cd
Tue, 13:39: The Ds have been unexpectedly great. I'm an immature little shit.
Tue, 14:09: Reading fic you feel like you ought to love but don't is a great simulation of depression. It's like the world through prophylactic.
Tue, 14:09: I think it's why it's hard for me to go through stints where I don't love what I read. It feels like there's something dead inside.