My tweets

[avawatson]

• Thu, 22:39: If this were a "tag yourself" I'd be the fucked up robot https://t.co/I1ZfpPFPIq
• Thu, 23:13: RT @rje: I hope people who say that there's no way Trump can be elected in Nov are watching the Brexit vote tonight
• Thu, 23:24: RT @Baddiel: The tweets from Leavers telling people to use pens, as pencil can be rubbed out, do indeed make me wish more people used rubbe…
• Thu, 23:24: RT @scalzi: Never underestimate angry old white people. They show up at the polls. https://t.co/0hjhKJzdNo
• Thu, 23:42: RT @HitlerPuncher: UK points at Trump: "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THIS?" US: "FROM YOU DAD! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"
• Thu, 23:42: Omg that last tweet
• Thu, 23:49: RT @Silirrion: Poor Scotland. They stayed in the relationship and now can't stop their drunken bf from doing something stupid. https://t.co…
• Thu, 23:56: RT @theferocity: BRUHHHHHHH. https://t.co/FYLaThFICw
• Fri, 00:19: I return to the thought I had this morning about how I didn't honestly feel in my heart that I wanted *everyone* to vote. Because look.
• Fri, 00:31: What if they just........didn't let the referendum be binding............. Thanks for your opinion, general populace, but we stay. What if

• Fri, 00:39: Very surreal to watch the vast majority of my TL mourning (I'm with you) and then also random shit like shark week and book reviews.
• Fri, 00:46: RT @jk_rowling: I don't think I've ever wanted magic more. https://t.co/gVNQ0PYIMT
• Fri, 00:49: Can we just have a redo
• Fri, 00:52: RT @Aosher: That Twitter is about to receive a masterclass in British gallows humour should not undercut that we're at the fucking gallows
• Fri, 00:54: RT @Markgatiss: Can we at least never believe another fucking opinion poll again?
• Fri, 00:59: So far the best thing about today is that my $1.49 AAAA batteries came in and my Surface pen works again. Now to draw some escapist fantasy.
• Fri, 01:05: RT @ingdamnit: youth of UK....march on these people. Go to the streets. Wave pictures of pigs. Fuck these people. Fuck em hard https://t.co…
• Fri, 01:07: You can't always get what you want, but sometimes the lyrics really should be -- and you really shouldn't because you're a fucking idiot.
• Fri, 01:14: RT @hughlaurie: Best of three?
• Fri, 01:19: I'm watching people wake up in Britain to the news and I feel a hysterical laughcry coming on in my throat. I'm really so sorry, UK.

• Fri, 01:22: This is doing nothing for my two weeks of absolute rage, it just makes me want to Danaerys Stormborn the unburnt dracarys everything.
• Fri, 01:26: RT @ianduhig: Thought for the day. https://t.co/upIE1W2Hpr
• Fri, 01:26: RT @RogerQuimbly: Brexit. https://t.co/xlXUiBEUtR
• Fri, 01:31: RT @sarahkendzior: Thread https://t.co/sexEX5AOUe
• Fri, 01:33: RT @indy100: There's already a campaign calling for London independence https://t.co/52Da9GSxOF https://t.co/X9JCjeHjh1
• Fri, 01:35: RT @ReetuKabra: *Looks at Leave camp. Slow claps* https://t.co/pgrmGQYgK2
• Fri, 01:35: OH MY GOD LAST TWEETFASKDAJSDKLS
• Fri, 01:39: Oh my god, leave voters. https://t.co/2KC8pHGBRi
• Fri, 01:42: Leave voters. Who the fuck knew there were so many chaotic neutral idiots in the world?
• Fri, 01:46: Wait, I was sort of joking before but............can parliament just override this fuckery? https://t.co/Y1H1z0RJRG

• Fri, 01:47: RT @FutbolIntellect: "What the fuck did you do." https://t.co/FwiQERJoJI
• Fri, 01:55: RT @ReetuKabra: Oh well, we all make mistakes. *Looks at Leave camp. Slow claps* https://t.co/1sDD7veVfM
• Fri, 01:59: RT @EmmaKennedy: In two hours the UK economy has lost $350 BILLION. That’s equivalent to 40 years of EU contributions.
• Fri, 02:02: Forget Rupert Murdoch clone CAM in HLV, Sherlock series 5 should just be Sherlock verbally eviscerating old bigots and John snogging him.
• Fri, 02:05: RT @davidanaxagoras: "Jeeves, set fire to all the money." "Very good, sir."
• Fri, 02:08: To your point, @1electricpirate https://t.co/Gs1ZxKZhU4
• Fri, 02:10: RT @danielbye: Sadly, saying that most people who voted Leave aren’t racists doesn’t change the fact that the racists have won. (4/3)
• Fri, 02:19: During all this brexit campaigning, I kept thinking of the London Olympics opening ceremony and the pride of place that the NHS had...
• Fri, 02:26: Look at this little pomeranian, it's absolutely Not Thinking About Brexit, what an excellent 4 seconds I just had https://t.co/eTeWkPlo4H
• Fri, 02:30: RT @DeDeRants: These writers had TIME and NO FUCKS TO GIVE this morning... https://t.co/8V9K0uaWIA

• Fri, 02:30: RT @OrenKessler: This is just a well-crafted lede sentence https://t.co/6HFAxDKAm7 https://t.co/ZGjqGh8Rgm
• Fri, 02:31: 49% of Brits are googling right now https://t.co/rteOmIMX3D
• Fri, 02:35: RT @MichaelLindall: Farage has made 3 speeches since 5am. Not official Brexit campaigner. Not recognised by nor member of House of Commons.…
• Fri, 02:37: RT @kidnoble: Damn y'all work fast https://t.co/4VrOZ56e7w
• Fri, 02:44: This was RTed by Rupert Graves, y'all. Rupert. RUPERT. https://t.co/YnBqeLdw0d
• Fri, 02:44: RT @_TheGeoff: A spat between Eton schoolboys has just wiped 10% off the value of the entire UK.
• Fri, 02:46: I'm not any good at Shakespeare, but is there some figure who's all old and in leadership and then fucks something up real bad before dying?
• Fri, 02:47: RT @GravesDiggers: Hoping that Cameron now appears and says "I recognise the people have made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass…
• Fri, 02:49: Somethingsomethingsomething 30 foot wall, probably. https://t.co/xIRfkQP1MD
• Fri, 02:57: RT @Ted_Scheinman: "...and in the end, Britain, which had colonized the world, destroyed itself in fantasies that it was being colonized in…

• Fri, 02:58: I'd sign if I were you, Brits. https://t.co/Q24vYmV568
• Fri, 03:13: RT @chrisshipitv: BREAKING: this is *not* confirmation. But I understand David Cameron to announce he is resigning
• Fri, 03:13: RT @RhiaWelsh: My phone autocorrects F*r*ge to garbage and I respect that more than I respect anything that man ever says
• Fri, 03:14: Leave your underaged kids at the table to foot the bill. https://t.co/V0sm5nIi6b
• Fri, 03:15: RT @JolyonRubs: "Fascism never arrives in fancy dress." Professor Michael Rosen, British children's novelist, poet & author. https://t.co/4…
• Fri, 03:19: Is Paris missing a minus sign or has Paris just randomly profited where everyone else has lost? https://t.co/mPlpIqQB6J
• Fri, 03:22: Oh god, what's it going to do for the economy if Trump gets elected?
• Fri, 03:27: RT @JoTyabji: Calling today 'Independence Day' is a total insult to every country that really did have to fight for independence from the B…
• Fri, 03:31: RT @greg_jenner: CAMERON RESIGNS WITH DELAYED EFFECT - he will go in 3 months
• Fri, 03:32: RT @nowthisnews: British Prime Minister says he will step down, but not immediately. He will remain PM for the next 3 months at least https…

• Fri, 03:39: RT @BobbyBigWheel: The next James Bond will just be him spending 2 hours in passport control at De Gaulle
• Fri, 03:45: Exactly how I felt. I knew of no one supporting leave. https://t.co/pNSAZYuVpv
• Fri, 03:47: And her husband and two kids. https://t.co/C9gKMjRZHG
• Fri, 03:48: RT @BritishSignBSL: Today's #BritishSignLanguage sign is: HELP - https://t.co/Nfh3klgk7g https://t.co/B55Xyx0Uf5
• Fri, 03:51: RT @guardian: Is the EU referendum legally binding https://t.co/HcR3AjJ5nL
• Fri, 03:56: RT @scottreid1980: Every so often I have a look and remain amazed Nigel hasn't deleted this tweet. https://t.co/cBZfmuJaam
• Fri, 04:31: Why am I on faceboooooooook ugh
• Fri, 04:37: Facebook rage makes me emotionally devolve to my depressed 20 year old ways. All I want to do is hurt people and win arguments.
• Fri, 04:38: I really try to not be so negative but it's been fucking hard lately. Christ.
• Fri, 04:53: RT @AD7863: This comment from a reader of the FT puts it better than I ever could. https://t.co/fXupQYi24O

• Fri, 05:05: RT @DavidAllenGreen: Five legal points about the Leave victory New by me, at @JackofKent: https://t.co/8j9yMT36Y6 https://t.co/RRb14SqOK0
• Fri, 05:13: RT @johanknorberg: Financial Times just gave up. https://t.co/nhk810zbBL
• Fri, 05:38: RT @HaggardHawks: An OHNOSECOND is the moment between making an irreversible mistake and realising that you've made it.
• Fri, 05:59: RT @huwlemmey: The Leave Vote was strongest in regions most economically dependent on EU. They will be hit first and hit hardest. https://t…
• Fri, 06:04: RT @LiamPomfret: Explaining politics through pop culture. #Brexit https://t.co/dJ1Qknb8Mz
• Fri, 06:23: I met up with a friend/ex-coworker on Wed., hadn't seen her in years. She was so happy for me that I worked nights now. "You hate mornings!"
• Fri, 06:33: RT @BBCBreaking: .@NicolaSturgeon:"Unacceptable" for Scotland to be taken out of EU "against its will" https://t.co/K6pbNn362q https://t.co…
• Fri, 06:54: RT @MrMichaelShaw: I've quickly designed a logo for our new country: #ScotLond https://t.co/nZi1hBjZzZ
• Fri, 06:55: The cheering young men behind Nigel make me think of Trump supporters. https://t.co/dRk9bJGiA7
• Fri, 07:10: Good for Scotland honestly, although the second referendum I was hoping for was not theirs... >.> https://t.co/lrHXVcJh92

• Fri, 07:15: RT @Dr_Black: Great leadership from @SadiqKhan thanking the 1 million from rest of Europe living in London 😀❤️😀👍 https://t.co/6nMhdQML2X
• Fri, 07:16: RT @moscaddie: work hard and save your money so that one day geopolitical events over which you have no control can decimate your country's…
• Fri, 07:22: A look back at when this was the worst thing my TL had come up with (and yes I know I came up with it). https://t.co/i2dKlbK9I7
• Fri, 07:38: RT @DeCoursey: Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. https://t.co/Y9mMmaDtl7
• Fri, 07:38: RT @H_L_Thompson: slow news day https://t.co/QRbxshJxhE
• Fri, 07:40: RT @tomfowlerbug: Good news: it's not legally binding. Bad news: that would require political bravery from a man who fucked a pig to sit w…
• Fri, 07:44: Bernie saw the brexit shitstorm overnight and was like WE CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN HERE. https://t.co/cRfBmFKH6H
• Fri, 07:45: I certainly hope none of those were actual leave voters. https://t.co/O9kVzN0d29
• Fri, 07:45: RT @PhilipPullman: We had a headache, so we shot our foot off. Now we can't walk, and we still have the headache.
• Fri, 07:50: RT @WomaninHavana: You can't make this up: Cornwall votes Out, immediately pleads to keep EU cash. This was never a rehearsal. https://t.co…

• Fri, 07:54: That is not the fucking face I would be making at her if that was my friend/sister/girlfriend/whatever. https://t.co/HenWpP8AK2
• Fri, 07:56: GOOD. GOOD. FUCKING GOOD. https://t.co/RxQ5RKjwsO
• Fri, 07:56: RT @laura_hudson: Brexit, MRAs and Trump are all symptoms of the same disease: a backlash to progress that insists social equality is a for…
• Fri, 07:57: RT @Luke_Andrews_: Fair play to the camera man 👊🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👌🏻 https://t.co/oYHes9cQ0W
• Fri, 08:05: RT @brettwhite: 2016 is rapidly approaching "send an agent back in time to prevent this nightmare" levels of horror.
• Fri, 08:08: RT @deray: this is real life. https://t.co/Z6AZm0hfx6
• Fri, 08:11: RT @lorimorimoto: Even DfuckingT says he sees parallels between Brexit and his own campaign. As someone earlier tweeted, this is our Ghost…
• Fri, 08:13: RT @nicola_tanner: Millennials will see two recessions before the age of 30. Brexit is turning a clash of generations into a crisis https:/…
• Fri, 08:22: Friend posted good quotes from this article. https://t.co/cMLRxJg0oJ https://t.co/6Npl6njPEH
• Fri, 08:42: RT @spookshow71: Days like this are the reason that the Federation haven't made first contact.

• Fri, 08:44: RT @cookieplease: Americans please take note: this is not how voting works https://t.co/knp4YHscth
• Fri, 08:47: I wanna read fic and cleanse my brain because I've been raging for something like 11 hours now, but I gotta sleep and record fluffy things 😭
• Fri, 08:56: I may get regret tagging Loo in that tweet with the bruised anus drink. And @fffinnagain's in it... >.>
• Fri, 08:57: RT @Horse_ebooks: Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people
• Fri, 08:58: RT @Cavalorn: 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
• Fri, 08:59: RT @imbadatlife: Brexit in a single gif. https://t.co/HBQKT6FwLI
• Fri, 09:03: RT @mehreenzahra: " #Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byeg…
• Fri, 09:17: RT @OwensDamien: ‘Daddy, what was 2016 like?’ ‘All the cool people died. Everyone fell in behind assholes with bad hair and worse ideas. It…
• Fri, 09:19: RT @NYTMinusContext: all day, just drink wine
• Fri, 10:08: RT @QUEENWlTCH: my heart goes out to any aspiring dystopian fiction authors who keep having their ideas stolen by the conservative party

• Fri, 10:11: I'm going to try to finally sleep...have an alarm to wake me in five hours. Please somehow just disregard that convincing referendum, UK.
• Fri, 10:59: Had my last caffeine about 11 hours ago. Still too fucking amped to sleep. Sigh. Looking at 3 hours sleep at this point.
• Fri, 11:10: And then that guy googled trash cans while at the emergency room https://t.co/pi8tFrYhCg