avawatson | My tweets

Fri, 18:38: The chapters in which Damen and Laurent actually have sex are some of the most intimate scenes I've ever read, period.
Fri, 18:58: @darkfuckbee I have to ask someone. Was Laurent really about to just...stop? Walk away? At "adequate." Just before Damen says "kiss me"?
Fri, 21:52: Think I convinced hubs to read Captive Prince.
Fri, 23:45: My gay bff joined Twitter so I thought I'd familiarize him with my brand. (Just taken.) https://t.co/ny9QT43fbR
Sat, 00:36: Tfw you mistake your creepy coworker for a glare from your glasses out of the corner of your eye and it turns out to be her, staring at you.
Sat, 01:34: Honestly, what an intimate thing Stamford says about "couldn't Harry help" in ASIP. Like, John's not the type to go around bragging on Harry
Sat, 01:37: I'm getting work done while I have ASIP play in the background, yes; don't judge me.
Sat, 01:44: The man who will outlive god to have the last say...it's such a beautiful little headcanon Moftiss have made real. Spotlights his silences.
Sat, 01:49: I register my umpteenth objection to the "shot in the dark" bit about the drunk phone connector deduction. It's one of the best ones, period
Sat, 02:24: Honestly what even possesses John to try to ask out Anthea, what kind of insane gay panic IS that -- "I just got kidnapped and interrogated-

Sat, 02:33: "While I'm flattered by your interest, I'm not looking for anything right now" is so...tactful. Almost the exact opposite of "I'M NOT GAY."
Sat, 02:36: Forever annoyed that brunet in the cab is supposed to be some kind of typical Santa Monica resident. Serious? Casting agent, wtf.
Sat, 02:42: The bit of writing Sherlock does about Jennifer Wilson's "email enabled phone" is so...an old person writing young person jargon and failing
Sat, 02:51: Goddamn, does Benedict ever just catch a look of himself in the mirror at his house and just swoon, because, like, hi looksgoodinanylighting
Sat, 02:53: PRINCES BRIDELOCK IS SO REAL
Sat, 02:58: Right there in ASIP, man: Jefferson Hope calls Sherlock a dead man walking. Yeah? Yeah?? I am here for this fuckery.
Sat, 03:02: Jefferson Hope coaxing Sherlock to eat that goddamn pill is so stupid. If that's no proof that Sherlock Holmes is a sub, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Sat, 03:06: fiRE EMOJI https://t.co/eXtLFlJ8UV
Sat, 03:06: RT @byungbutcool: 쎨록.. https://t.co/pCNmCB1DWF
Sat, 03:16: I trust nobody really cares if take a lunch and possibly skip over TBB entirely. I just watched the initial Soolin opener and kinda gagged.

Sat, 03:39: Bless @Ruther2. Five total tweets, Hamilton fans. https://t.co/Sz6SQOpWWH
Sat, 03:39: RT @Ruther2: #Hamiltoninterview 2 https://t.co/hu15AO8yj9
Sat, 03:39: RT @Ruther2: #Hamiltoninterview 3 https://t.co/1yB4MXplQf
Sat, 03:39: RT @Ruther2: #Hamiltoninterview 4 https://t.co/iIVnk3lx2B
Sat, 03:39: RT @Ruther2: #Hamiltoninterview last page https://t.co/XA5VNSP67x
Sat, 04:38: HI, PLEASE DO NOT SEND YOUR PASSWORDS IN EMAILS TO ANYONE EVER, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Sat, 04:46: Both my coworkers are coughing like they're trying to expel their lungs. Good thing the HVAC here is basically an F3 twister.
Sat, 05:04: Kind of despite myself, I let TBB continue playing and I'm realizing that Soolin's overeager coworker situation is almost EXACTLY Molly.
Sat, 05:08: Ben fake-types so poorly.
Sat, 05:09: Wow, fun comparison: compare John trying to awkwardly ask Sherlock for rent money and John trying to propose to Mary.

Sat, 05:25: Oh. My. Fuck. I never realized before today that Sherlock actually says "Seb." Just confirmed with Ariane Devere. https://t.co/Y6z40Z3HTI
Sat, 05:47: It's pretty cool out there this morning. https://t.co/qTuq7H8orw
Sat, 06:31: John is such a bag of dicks to Sarah. He's all "had a late one" after he sleeps through appts and she's telegraphing interest. SARAH WHY
Sat, 06:40: At the circus/art scene. Jesus but the non-johnlock/cheekbone moments of this ep (casefic, pacing of action, ciphers) are rather shit.
Sat, 06:54: Every line of Soolin's and General Shan's is my least favorite line.
Sat, 06:56: Sarah is CRYING and being untied still and John says "don't worry, next date won't be like this." JOHN YOU DUMPSTER FIRE, SHE ISN'T SHERLOCK
Sat, 06:59: Wow, holy fuck. Talk about parallels I missed. Amanda the PA and Eddie Van Coon the smuggler. In the episode where John gets with Sarah.
Sat, 07:07: TGG opening. That ENTIRE pre-credits scene was for a grammar joke. God bless.
Sat, 07:17: Tiny iPhone in huge Benedict haaaaaaaaaand, dat yaoi life
Sat, 07:25: What a crazy gift, the Jim from IT sequence. The idea of it. The audacity. Gay branded underwear and James Moriarty is canon. They WROTE it.

Sat, 08:45: Hi, my name is Caroline, I'm 33, I've been living in NYC since 2001, and I just got on the wrong goddamn train to go home.
Sat, 08:50: Come onnnnnnnnnn s4 🙏 https://t.co/ZfEij0Lcvv
Sat, 09:23: I never did take that oath to only use my powers for good. Hence this thread. https://t.co/tkKcwkcuLl
Sat, 09:36: Walking home from train, passing by a restaurant. Heard horrible yelling, thought a crime or accident was happening. Nope. Soccer.
Sat, 17:30: My friend Ted is back on heroin. Er, I mean, World of Warcraft. Yeah, that one. Now begins the clock to see if I can stay on the wagon.