My tweets

[avawatson]

• Wed, 18:13: Hilarious. On page something like 2 in that Winter Soldier comic and I'm like who's this white "Nick" guy with the eye patch. #poser
• Wed, 18:30: Okay tbh how do you tell the difference between Steve and Clint tho #whitepeoplecomicproblems
• Wed, 20:01: Tonight with hubs: theater slowing Wiener was cash only tonight, so we're going to backup plan. The Lobster. 🎬
• Wed, 22:33: I LITERALLY JUST WALKED OVER FRESH ASPHALT BECAUSE OF LEVELING UP, MY GODDAMN SANDALS ARE STICKY NOW BECAUSE FIC
• Wed, 22:39: My sandals have suffered, but my heart feels like it's on the mend. https://t.co/H1fBlExc30
• Wed, 22:54: THISRIGHTHERE 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 John was so fucking ready to just have Sherlock talk dirty him, jfc jfc jfc 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 https://t.co/wUTD1Yk7mx
• Thu, 00:36: I scraped the shit out of my knee by trying to scoot closer to this desk with this dumb drawer hardware mounted under it. Hello 2" gash.
• Thu, 01:34: Third person on my shift called out and everyone has decided to have an emergency and/or not read the instructions and/or is awful. Yay.
• Thu, 02:07: RT @kon_suki: ゆめかわいいボーイズ（昨日はじめてゆめかわいいという言葉を知った）（意味はあんまりわかってない） https://t.co/oxZ8tSuIje
• Thu, 02:09: RT @_Hanium: ねむすやみさい～ https://t.co/lFksrzc8vg

• Thu, 02:10: RT @sasanana3: 遅くなりました。 フォロワーさんリクエスト 暦さん @akino_snote のリクです。近い！近い！なボーイズ。 酔っ払いジョンは無防備。 https://t.co/rEGPxMY2S6
• Thu, 04:15: "John confused wanking" should be an ao3 tag. A fic bang. A fandom gift we give each other.
• Thu, 05:44: It's 5am, every crotchety fuckhead in the world is calling and I'm pretty sure my coworker wandered off and fell asleep.
• Thu, 07:01: *cough* some people are BETTER than drugs. https://t.co/7d5DLst3XD
• Thu, 07:27: About 70% of the time I consider sending a "do I look tired af cuz I feel tired af" selfie into the void, I don't because I look too tired.
• Thu, 07:37: RT @johnmoe: -Did you read him his Miranda rights? Yes, Sarge. -His LIN-MANUEL Miranda rights? (sigh) (puts on costume) "How does a suspect…
• Thu, 07:37: Lost the homeless bum lottery on the train ride home today. Ffs.
• Thu, 08:40: When will apple make an emoji of someone lying face down, that will be my most used emoji by leagues. https://t.co/vDe0G848Ko
• Thu, 09:28: I digested this update so fast I completely missed that Sherlock complimented John on being attractive https://t.co/ObvYriBW30
• Thu, 09:35: You know that little kid in Love Actually who tells Liam Neeson "let's get our ass kicked by love"? That's Sherlock. https://t.co/8lfd0pYRXs

• Thu, 09:43: Imagine your otp https://t.co/lULoj3naLm
• Thu, 09:58: It's...it's so hard to read Leveling Up alongside between each beat are words unsaid. The amount of drafts, unsent texts in LU...fuck me up.
• Thu, 10:08: Okay. Okay. I've really got to go to bed. Love you trashy fucks and delicate flowers and all shades in between. Democratic kisses for all. 😘