avawatson | My tweets

Wed, 23:45: Played magic tonight with a guy who my group doesn't know that well. He dropped that his girlfriend turns out to still brain high school
Wed, 23:46: I was a bit concerned at that but then he said he was 20 and I was like oh. Okay. This helps.
Thu, 02:21: Ahhh I totally missed this. Martin's in a new series and he's American again. FBI! My accent boner is go. https://t.co/Kaxp5igeaG
Thu, 02:25: I still don't know what the fuck a crackle is. https://t.co/EyDQsZuOai
Thu, 04:01: I had forgotten that I'm not working from home tomorrow, so my schedule includes burlesque, going home, then work. Goddamnit.
Thu, 04:02: Primarily why this sucks is that work and burlesque are literally right next to each other (somehow). Ugh, logistics fail.
Thu, 04:40: RT @hamtrash: she wears short skirts I wear waistcoats she’s cheer captain and I’m alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton, and t…
Thu, 04:44: RT @kokoro_gif_bot: #心が乱れた時に見るgif 体重を計るハリネズミの可愛さときたらもう… https://t.co/9UIRq6r9Gt
Thu, 05:35: @1electricpirate @a_causidicus when will April come tho
Thu, 05:49: Oh. I forgot to sign up for @come_at_once after waking up yesterday, didn't I. I got too busy. Uh.

Thu, 05:49: Shit, spots are still open.
Thu, 05:50: Shit. Shit Shit.
Thu, 07:50: I am actually excited about this. Alicia Vikander is 👌🏼👍🏼💯 and oh boy. Just. https://t.co/XIL8KJB9La
Thu, 07:50: Like I am SO READY to johnlock this. https://t.co/E2qg3dqwFQ
Thu, 07:53: RT @AranelParmadil: Eight words that reveal the sexism at the heart of the English language | David Shariatmadari: https://t.co/A6RhwuARx5
Thu, 08:09: RT @ThePoke: Bowie's cousin has written a sweet and touching letter about their childhood together https://t.co/HPCLIkzuJx https://t.co/dlm…
Thu, 08:09: RT @bbcthree: Tiny angry doctor #BaeIn3Words https://t.co/pr91lLmdFI
Thu, 08:22: @fffinnagain leaves this at your door https://t.co/HcYEMzIC9A
Thu, 09:06: I finally got around to downloading @SteveShortFilm with Martin Freeman, so I'm feeling pretty good about January ☺️ https://t.co/Xi3NEpbqE7
Thu, 12:50: My sleep is so fucked. Jesus. Burlesque instructor says my plan to bring wedges (my comfiest heel) is no good. Go barefoot. I HAVE FLAT FRET

Thu, 12:54: Seriously, looking at my own flat feet in a dance studio mirror sounds like the unsexiest thing I can think of.
Thu, 12:55: I don't even know how to begin with the barefoot thing. I've hurled so many insults at them just now I haven't been able to form a tweet.
Thu, 12:56: So obviously I'm about to get some awesome sleep. Jfc. Forget it, I'll start again later.