avawatson | My tweets

Thu, 14:28: My MIL has ten different flavors of vodka. And no regular kind. https://t.co/508GAwBQDf
Thu, 15:23: Oh my god does she have any idea or https://t.co/jglGKPT0Lc
Thu, 20:29: Unsurprising, but my mom with my MIL's family is awkward as all get out.
Thu, 21:05: Time to nap before work. I foresee sleep in 2 hour bursts for the next few days. Happy turkey'ing, everyone. https://t.co/8o00QX8Fym
Thu, 23:44: Damn, people, I keep untagging this poor random and yet this thread keeps dragging em back...
Fri, 02:20: 💋💋💋 https://t.co/IohTvGJ8aA
Fri, 04:35: Hmmm guess who misread a tv show with "food truck" in the title as "the great throat fuck race."
Fri, 12:40: In today's adventures in awkward family gatherings, my mom, MIL, and company are meeting with my FIL's extended family at the beach.
Fri, 12:40: If you're seeming to recall their horrible divorce, you'd be correct!
Fri, 12:40: @ThreePatchCocoa https://t.co/1MHVuwnFL3

Fri, 12:41: RT @Cumberbuddy: Benedict Cumberbatch choke slams on the Graham Norton Show! (Edit by me!) https://t.co/IYiibuXAV7