avawatson | My tweets

Sat, 15:42: I've been up an hour and have been trying to take a shower but I have social media to respond to...??? What are my choices in life
Sat, 15:44: Also my boobs hurt, I'm sorrynotsorry you're not pregnant again this month, you moody bags of capricious flesh.
Sat, 16:42: Made three stops en route to see @fffinnagain @HeadCumbernerd. This is the face of the chronically late. (I'm late.) http://t.co/9ZcVlxs8l6
Sat, 16:46: I'm literally huffing from carrying shit up the subway station stairs and my arm hurts (I'm so weak) but then I auto-declined a seat?? Why??
Sat, 16:56: I feel compelled to snap both @JupiterEyed and @johnfucknwatson when I snap one, ngl. Pairs. 👯
Sat, 17:10: Either this dudebro literally just had a Pretty Woman makeover or he's just really rich. Everything new, crisp, put together, tan included.
Sat, 17:13: You've heard of rolling over while drunk and drunk tweeting, now get ready for https://t.co/cSU1MyNbag
Sat, 17:44: I BET THEY CALL HIM CHRISSY https://t.co/L7o50fspkp
Sat, 18:30: I'm watching the Branagh Hamlet with the ladies and -- and -- Jack Lemmon is in this???
Sat, 19:41: Find myself slurping on the asshole plate because @fffinnagain's salsa be really wet. http://t.co/d8PqiLABFn

Sat, 20:07: Branagh why
Sat, 20:07: Score why, editing why, blocking why
Sat, 20:31: I have had enough moscato that I am engaging directly with Branagh on the screen. Apologies to my watchalong mates.
Sat, 20:32: In my defense, I hate him.
Sat, 20:36: SMASHING KATE WINSLET'S FACE IN A WINDOW, TWO SHOTS, THESE ARE THE DIRECTING CHOICES
Sat, 22:04: People I think might well do a better job directing Hamlet: a random anime music video editor from YouTube.
Sat, 22:34: Intermission. http://t.co/lxTEeCYFTO
Sun, 01:56: We had an hour an 42 minutes left of Branagh Hamlet before we left off to watch the pilot for Remington Steele. True story.
Sun, 01:57: And then we watched a couple episodes of Steven Universe.
Sun, 01:58: Also, I just remembered Chrissy

Sun, 01:58: CHRISTOPHER
Sun, 04:40: Look at this goofy dog with his goofy tongue and goofy haircut @sherlocksbees http://t.co/vWGTtr9ADF
Sun, 04:42: Chrissy
Sun, 04:49: I angsted. http://t.co/1VDQlRaPQK
Sun, 04:58: RT @sixwordshort: "I want my old self back."