avawatson | My tweets

Sun, 19:57: Literally one of the guys on my trip just confused one of the Asian girls for his (Asian) wife. Of seven years.
Sun, 22:11: I attempted some blue steel for you beautiful people but got aviator duck face. http://t.co/BzGGgoExIO
Sun, 22:21: On white people and sunburn, Ted: the rest of the world should feel bad about being colonized by people who are injured by the sun.☀️
Sun, 22:26: Aww, past me was rather cute, if undignified. http://t.co/GANuZIpUoo
Sun, 22:47: Ted's tipsy and contemplating making a portable rickshaw so that 1) I can be carted around and can finally keep up and 2) he can exercise.
Sun, 22:53: My spirit animal http://t.co/SKPthkKNOQ
Sun, 23:29: RT @VICE: Young, gay, and Muslim: "It is up to Allah to judge me, and Allah is forgiving." http://t.co/sVnH7tqOFh http://t.co/by3rmeh8s0
Mon, 00:09: Oh my god https://t.co/08p14q2LbJ
Mon, 00:09: Not even ambiguously https://t.co/08p14q2LbJ
Mon, 00:09: Seriously https://t.co/08p14q2LbJ

Mon, 02:15: RT @ughjohnwatson: k http://t.co/3EaAQbglBZ
Mon, 07:19: I dreamt I was in a room planning real life Christmas stuff with @threepatch people. We were writing cards and organizing gifts.
Mon, 07:22: RT @TheGatissGuild: Here's a lovely photo from yesterday's Sherlock Prom. (Thanks to @BackgroundGeek !) http://t.co/gUUx2rJsZT
Mon, 10:16: The children at the water park better shield their eyes from my boobs today.
Mon, 10:18: RT @martinfreemanas: cupcakes http://t.co/s2XFmTrzBZ
Mon, 10:18: RT @martinfreemanas: the sunglasses emoji http://t.co/LcsTXU9XBq
Mon, 10:40: RT @CuteEmergency: Getting used to things changing like: http://t.co/fgVXrHDx91
Mon, 10:52: RT @EmrgencyKittens: When you rub her belly she turns into a vampire 😻 https://t.co/et1RbiRiRZ
Mon, 10:58: I am sadly tempted @chachiachoo https://t.co/CpbaoOakxs
Mon, 11:08: Think of TTF and @johnfucknwatson ngl https://t.co/9jlho0N0Lp

Mon, 12:12: The six year old who we were waiting on to go to the water park? He threw up as he was being driven back here by gramps. So. He's nauseous.
Mon, 12:14: So no water park after all. I'm now slathered in 50 spf and playing board games indoors. http://t.co/OmO9PpkcPE
Mon, 13:56: Squad feels ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️