My tweets

• Mon, 14:00: https://t.co/MpPWbCPVgU
• Mon, 21:52: I'm too tired and generally malcontent to go to work. 😣
• Mon, 22:43: I would like to unsubscribe from subway smells. It has never done me any good. It has only ever served to exacerbate headaches and nauseate.
• Mon, 22:44: This is actually evil. https://t.co/CljBAspUVV
• Mon, 23:01: RT @longwall26: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hey @realDonaldTrump you got beat by "average Wednesday" https://t.co/bhKaCaTkfz
• Mon, 23:10: RT @EliTerry: sean spicer looks like the guy in the group of survivors that hides the fact he was bitten by a zombie https://t.co/NelW22afc8
• Mon, 23:46: It annoys me so much that he hates his curls, I want to shake him and be like BEN, BEN, BEN WHY, LOVE YO SELF https://t.co/buY8Cs5gpR
• Tue, 00:53: RT @jinggie22: Playing mind palace. 셜록의 마인드 팰러스 따라하는 로지와 그거 보면서 나름 흐뭇해 하는 셜록 https://t.co/g8a3UPmfEz
• Tue, 02:48: I officially laughed at this so much my coworker had to ask me what was up with me https://t.co/pCnVoJmuka
• Tue, 02:49: 📷 thatcreepybadgerguy: *crying* https://t.co/JX99UoFygh

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