My tweets

• Sat, 17:41: Ha ha ha http://t.co/267HhzPN6a
• Sat, 19:49: Clean/firebomb-palooza continues. I got to a whole corner of my living room from 2008-2011. Found two I deposited checks from 2011.
• Sat, 19:52: Also found an envelope my dad sent me in 2008. His handwriting is distinctive. He'd sent me his will. No note. http://t.co/IHzRZB7PSg
• Sat, 20:03: Third undeposited check found. This one is from 2013. Total so far $658. Sigh.
• Sat, 20:06: Some Japanese pencils? My dad might have bought these a million years ago. I have no clue actually. http://t.co/pjY5CvCNkn
• Sat, 20:10: Lol lol lol remember when I tried to be a lawyer http://t.co/Y9Vi4YjXN2
• Sat, 20:26: Sherlock as an actual literal angel @Penns_woods goD
• Sat, 21:02: On the dysfunctionally scale, how bad is it that I forgot how to turn on my own vacuum?
• Sat, 23:01: RT @WickedMyst: This Baby Otter Learning How to Swim Is the Cutest Thing You’ll See Today http://t.co/dvWAhpJKDS cc @bexatious
• Sat, 23:06: RT @MrAlanCooper: I’ll just leave this here for when you have a quiet moment. http://t.co/HAHoJMihfd

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