My tweets

• Sun, 19:57: Literally one of the guys on my trip just confused one of the Asian girls for his (Asian) wife. Of seven years.
• Sun, 22:11: I attempted some blue steel for you beautiful people but got aviator duck face. http://t.co/BzGGgoExIO
• Sun, 22:21: On white people and sunburn, Ted: the rest of the world should feel bad about being colonized by people who are injured by the sun.☀️
• Sun, 22:26: Aww, past me was rather cute, if undignified. http://t.co/GANuZIpUoo
• Sun, 22:47: Ted's tipsy and contemplating making a portable rickshaw so that 1) I can be carted around and can finally keep up and 2) he can exercise.
• Sun, 22:53: My spirit animal http://t.co/SKPthkKNOQ
• Sun, 23:29: RT @VICE: Young, gay, and Muslim: "It is up to Allah to judge me, and Allah is forgiving." http://t.co/sVnH7tqOFh http://t.co/by3rmeh8s0
• Mon, 00:09: Oh my god https://t.co/08p14q2LbJ
• Mon, 00:09: Not even ambiguously https://t.co/08p14q2LbJ
• Mon, 00:09: Seriously https://t.co/08p14q2LbJ

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