avawatson | My tweets

Mon, 14:56: RT @IainDoesJokes: "Hey Iain, what would the Power Rangers look like as hipsters?" "I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!" http://t.co/AO616Xiz5L
Mon, 15:50: This laugh made me feel his PR shields went down for a sec. It's a moment to fall in love with an actor. http://t.co/uLcJRqdYTM
Mon, 15:57: @a_causidicus this one is for you 😘🍗 http://t.co/bYv26zPVbc
Mon, 16:24: RT @JessicaValenti: Really smart piece from @annehelen: In “Trainwreck,” Amy Schumer Calls Bullshit On Postfeminism http://t.co/KBHAaO07si
Mon, 16:30: Baggage picked up from the airport. Thankfully yesterday my mom took me shopping for Way Too Many Clothes yesterday so I could make do.
Mon, 16:32: A lot of money was blown at Marshall's and Kohl's yesterday. I am kitted out 100% in teenaged threads. Plus I'm Asian. It's age camo.
Mon, 16:35: Aaaand I look up from my phone as we pull up for a surprise stop at my dad's cemetery. Mm k.
Mon, 16:59: Saw my dad's...plot thing. Ashes. Still dead. Doing these things as an atheist and estranged daughter. I do not recommend.
Mon, 17:00: On the bright side, hubs' grandma made it out of surgery much faster than anticipated, so she's out and in ICU.
Mon, 19:25: Sherwatsonlock 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/aypqjR78t2

Mon, 20:15: Stuck in the car with my mom who got a phone call from a relative she hadn't spoken to in 20 years. Cue excited catching up. Cue headache.
Mon, 21:55: I have never had hubs listen to Cabin Pressure beyond Boston. So the fact that he knows yellow car is entirely me. http://t.co/kr4LWJKigN
Mon, 22:22: I remember when I asked you guys for OB/GYN advice. Bless the female dominated fandom sometimes, man. http://t.co/N865QfeaKc
Mon, 22:24: Still true that I am really bad at summarizing and take days to do it sometimes. http://t.co/GyDEheODT9
Mon, 22:25: *squint* why that follow http://t.co/pfh15Qty4i
Mon, 22:30: I am having such a huge typography boner over @mydwynter's crop of 1895 teas. Holy hell. http://t.co/x2NPoQEDgW
Mon, 23:32: RT @BradKeefauver: Sherlockians are . . . . http://t.co/XVkmzzsloD
Mon, 23:34: I demand everyone click on this though because, yes, shirt is unbuttoned, and yes suspenders but check the mic hold https://t.co/QqNZbbKwil
Mon, 23:47: RT @ivyblos: carboooqueen said: Hi Ivy! I’m a big fan of your fanfics and your characters analyses – thank you so much... http://t.co/9aF6N…
Mon, 23:48: Why https://t.co/axMMCTXKwk

Mon, 23:49: RT @threepatch: #MartinFreeman talks to the Italian press on his #CivilWar role. And smiles beautifully when asked about the accent 😍 http:…
Mon, 23:52: My mom asks me who I'm smiling and giggling with when I'm the phone. You guys are all my secret boyfriend, friends.
Mon, 23:56: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS https://t.co/ZSwU2noJiX
Tue, 00:27: RT @thegingerbatch: EVERYTHING. eVERYTHINg YOUVE EVER dONE YOUR WHOLE LIFE https://t.co/pOqtH9gts3
Tue, 01:55: It is day 1073 of being in this fandom and I'm still not tired of them falling in love with one another.
Tue, 01:59: RT @SherlocksBees: MERCY http://t.co/LRk0q9pPAW
Tue, 02:11: It occurs to me I've never seen Lestrade and Irene paired up and I think that could be kinda great.
Tue, 02:13: Or a mystrade/molstrade sandwich.
Tue, 02:16: ARE YOU KIDDING ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 http://t.co/PsgrABi0CJ
Tue, 02:26: Babybatch. I will fight you. There is a tiny Benedict out there somewhere. He sleeps like this. B A B Y B A T C H. https://t.co/WFubutGVtW

Tue, 02:52: Okay I'm going to bed. I'm gonna think of John and Sherlock being in love and John giving Sherlock neck kisses and Sherlock blushing. Night!
Tue, 08:46: The part of me that is continually surprised at how much I like pretty men really likes this picture of Jon Hamm http://t.co/aiwhKoafSl
Tue, 09:24: You guys http://t.co/j77PONhidj http://t.co/1yCH7V4FBD
Tue, 09:31: Still about me http://t.co/55IWzkEuc8
Tue, 09:40: How I write fic: a random thought snippet/image at a time. Several fics/AUs simultaneously. Haphazardly. How to write fic: not that. ☝🏼️
Tue, 10:05: Okay but how much would hubs side eye me if I DID buy a ball gag for con shenanigans
Tue, 10:06: LOOK AT THESE FUZZ DUMPLINGS @SherlocksBees https://t.co/CF4OlmLzTz
Tue, 10:08: It's so early in the day to be thinking of Sherlock with a ball gag, wow. Achievement unlocked. 👍🏼
Tue, 10:37: WESTWOOD https://t.co/AW2XGm92ii
Tue, 11:01: LOOK AT THIS ABUSE I SUFFER FOR THE PODCAST http://t.co/OfTnjltDLT

Tue, 11:02: I'm cracking up in full view of my mother, I'm trying to have pound cake and Madeleine's for breakfast and I'm cracking the fuck up HELP
Tue, 11:26: RT @TheAVClub: Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition gives everyone the shoes of a “strong female character” http://t.co/enWBBflJYk http://t.co…
Tue, 11:34: Whaaaaat and also can I nominate @jinglebellfic or https://t.co/XnZnPQBtDk
Tue, 11:36: Oh no, Caroline, don't think of Redbeard losing a leg and Sherlock engineering a rolling walker for him, why Why
Tue, 11:36: Retweeting before I have any context, ngl https://t.co/aewztGKkAO
Tue, 11:38: If Mycroft were just a little younger though https://t.co/FOmoOIcThS
Tue, 11:39: That's a Benedict smile though https://t.co/DWEJianao7
Tue, 11:42: Now THAT is a Sherlock smile. My loveable murder-face asshole. https://t.co/Qk8c4h1pIi
Tue, 11:45: Okay but the coffee shop/diner AU in which THIS pose happens http://t.co/MQqqYsHsP6
Tue, 11:54: Why is there not more hilarious fellating of inanimate objects in fic

Tue, 12:12: RT @threepatch: Join us for solidly English #hamford's at @Gridlock_DC! Stamford art by @ShockingBlanket http://t.co/cAe4hHpvbE http://t.co…
Tue, 12:12: You guys, Cupid himself RTed that #lastRT 😭😭😭😭
Tue, 14:30: OH MY JFC https://t.co/FM75IddUje
Tue, 14:31: @HeadCumbernerd ? https://t.co/D5Mn971OuA
Tue, 14:37: Memphis Foursquare game is weak. I've been a day away from taking mayor at like three different places. #WhyDoICare