avawatson | My tweets

Mon, 12:35: Is that...a middle aged Japanese businessman and his Marilyn Monroe impersonator wife? I have so many questions for… https://t.co/4eEdt5MbK4
Mon, 12:37: Oh my gosh, why do I find this so lovely? https://t.co/1FcTzeAXZY
Mon, 12:46: RT @TheRoot: Within the last week, 10 teens have gone missing from Washington D.C., but have you seen their faces on the news? https://t.co…
Mon, 12:58: Hubs told me of the inclement weather shit overnight. Guess who's working remote literally all week. 💃💃💃
Mon, 13:01: RT @BBCNews: Yellow submarine "Boaty McBoatface" set to leave for first science expedition https://t.co/k4m5GFSvLs https://t.co/NG8Sg83hvR
Mon, 13:12: I want to see want to see 'em dancing Walking around on those Whadd'ya call 'em? oh- feet Flipping your fins you do… https://t.co/BofFBDJNwO
Mon, 13:34: Hey. Guys. Recovering lawyer here. Bona fide argument: best law film ever. Literally ever. https://t.co/kZZpQS61jt
Mon, 13:38: RT @Kloipy: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS VACCINATE YOUR KIDS!
Mon, 13:40: I did not know the right way. Teen Vogue has set me right. I still don't know *why* I know this person, but now I k… https://t.co/1LcLXsdrw7
Mon, 14:34: Waiter asked me when I took the pic. I said yolky eggs remind me of my friend Elly. https://t.co/3nhj1dZvV5

Mon, 15:53: Six Dates - read it on the AO3 at https://t.co/qD4GaS2YqQ by avawtsn A rather accidental 5+1 written for the... https://t.co/AoCkuBKatK
Mon, 16:53: Watching now with hubs on Netflix: I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore. 🎬 This is...really funny for a revenge flick.
Mon, 18:05: @BakerStMel btw have you seen anything of this Turkish documentary about like seven street cats? It's called Kedi. Been playing here for wks
Mon, 19:29: Fixed a couple words. Was curious so looked in the collection and it's the 3rd longest fic in there. Highest word c… https://t.co/AJVh4yo7vP
Mon, 20:20: I'm supposed to be sleeping before work and I fucking can't fall asleep. Not because I'm not tired but because my back hurts. Aging BLOWS.
Tue, 01:29: "Jordan Peele Just Became the First Black Writer-Director With a $100M Movie Debut" - THIS HEADLINE 🙌🙌🙌 https://t.co/VB8oafKOcD
Tue, 03:12: I just want you guys to know that this (my comment) is all true, and I don't even know how I feel about it. https://t.co/86BLhRODQg
Tue, 05:27: RT @LouBraithwaite: Sorry if anyone is embarrassed by content, but please get over that. This is the UK. In 2017. 'Metro' today. @fawcettso…
Tue, 06:23: RT @HoltzTrudy: You spelled saviors wrong https://t.co/r6r9t7gcUn
Tue, 06:58: RT @HW1SJ: ～ https://t.co/YzD0dqCma5

Tue, 06:58: RT @szechuan: Meanwhile, over on tumblr https://t.co/Z0McVzWUP9
Tue, 07:35: I had to rewrite and finally delete *three times* a line in one of the panelist emails that basically said "hey all our names start with C!"
Tue, 07:44: RT @korori2405: ちみ https://t.co/THmTZFmVfT
Tue, 07:45: 100% want a pocket John, please. https://t.co/GEO8u4uArs
Tue, 07:52: RT @jbillinson: This GIF of @johngizzi is just amazing https://t.co/EfRjlQjbc5
Tue, 07:54: I don't think this is new information. I think about this a lot. https://t.co/dA89Hf4uvR
Tue, 07:55: The only kind I'm interested in tbh https://t.co/zxmlErCsz9
Tue, 08:01: RT @ParkerMolloy: Aw! Just noticed Cecily Strong's shirt from the end of last night's @nbcsnl. ❤️ https://t.co/iCVC1C70dv
Tue, 08:07: It's pi day and I'm wondering if it's possible write a script to have Benedict/Sherlock recite pi as a stream that would go forever.
Tue, 08:08: RT @hawberries_: [capri] um ok i drew some stickers so i could put them on my phone. and give them out i guess, since i can't sell th https…