avawatson | My tweets

Sun, 00:02: NINE 😲 https://t.co/I5K3wJHqO3
Sun, 00:04: RT @kibblesmith: Guys Guys You know who they should get to host the White House Correspondents' Dinner? https://t.co/hxCh4NwC7a
Sun, 00:05: RT @Spacekatgal: FWIW, I know plenty of women engineers that won't work there either because of life endangering policies with reproductive…
Sun, 00:08: Hey @midgetnazgul https://t.co/ILaFzGV5kL
Sun, 00:10: RT @fridamnkahlo: “BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, HAPPINESS ISNT A SIZE.” 😊 https://t.co/u3J3qkXweU
Sun, 00:16: RT @rustyk5: America we are fucking up right now so badly https://t.co/buHNdo7wRC https://t.co/986iaYyg27
Sun, 00:17: RT @PENamerican: #WHCA says it will celebrate the #FirstAmendment as planned on April 29. Donald Trump says he will not attend. https://t.c…
Sun, 00:28: To be fair I guess people really did picnic at lynchings. 😷 https://t.co/kaeylGnzRj
Sun, 00:49: A teenaged part of myself that I thought was dead reared up to punch me in the gut after I read this. https://t.co/sAZ3hjCwJi
Sun, 00:53: RT @SNCKPCK: zoom into the dog nose https://t.co/pW791P7c0t

Sun, 00:54: RT @ClaraJeffery: Let's be clear on the subtext here: The belief that a black family must be cheating, essentially. https://t.co/cSCzZhBkZU
Sun, 00:56: RT @vickisigh: Sailor Neptune, Fight Like a Girl! ☆.。.:*・° ᕙ( ~ . ~ )ᕗ https://t.co/zUPbtSE2ho https://t.co/baCYUkM7IL
Sun, 00:56: RT @SortaBad: If I accomplish nothing else this weekend, I know that at least I ruined a Papa John's employee's day https://t.co/qqxH7vaSRm
Sun, 00:57: RT @DrHarlanQuinzel: I'm fucking screaming #getout https://t.co/nqJzh9j4B7
Sun, 01:00: RT @MarsDaydream: Everyone go read @BakerStMel's Come at Once fic. Sweets for Supper by Callie4180 - Sherlock (TV) https://t.co/Hr0NlWkO69
Sun, 02:52: RT @nycjim: Donald Trump adore ses cheveux. Carnival de Nice. https://t.co/s5mj82fu7A
Sun, 02:52: RT @nycjim: Surrounded by blow-dryers, Donald Trump makes appearance at Carnival in Nice. 🇫🇷 https://t.co/ZheLwbiwve
Sun, 02:53: If the Ghostbusters franchise ever wanted to go full horror, it could start right here. https://t.co/4CZdN9OBTz
Sun, 02:57: Upthread. On writing and writers, publishing and working at craft and industry. https://t.co/Coby8QlUfj
Sun, 03:23: RT @mizo_shriked: 221に塗れなかったボーイズ！ふたりの帰る場所がいつまでもあの部屋ならいいね。 https://t.co/7Mj6BPyhCb

Sun, 03:24: RT @IKOLevols: 고통받는 존왓슨....ㅋㅋㅋㅋ https://t.co/C4E3O4WH8i
Sun, 03:58: RT @jelani9: The anti-vax movement can only exist bc few living Americans can recall what polio actually did to ppl. I fear the same is tru…
Sun, 04:01: This is a genuinely crazy story. Two guys stuck in the arctic after their snowmobile breaks down, rescued with a ha… https://t.co/9f8FLMG33n
Sun, 04:06: RT @raymondbraun: Wow. This is very clever marketing. Look at the geo-specific ads on Grindr for the CPAC Conference, which promotes anti-L…
Sun, 04:20: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH https://t.co/79wPyqG7GK
Sun, 04:20: RT @Zashache: Army John Watson????? w OW https://t.co/XL6igzJr8M
Sun, 04:21: WHY AM I WRITING JOHN CRYING
Sun, 04:35: Probably not. Moff's still running it. https://t.co/sRD1ZVTko7
Sun, 04:36: Goals https://t.co/fz9521Gvln
Sun, 05:55: RT @Kaetrin67: The beautiful @cspacat reclining on her throne and showing off a great set of legs. #ARRC2017 https://t.co/nH1jFijsHC

Sun, 05:55: Last RT 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥
Sun, 06:15: 5k and maybe it's time to have sex...???
Sun, 06:41: RT @yubaa_579: かーさー https://t.co/uBABvAbqyv
Sun, 06:52: Okay, morning boners are hilarious and I think I'm probably spending too much time on how hilarious they are, but I write for me, right?
Sun, 06:57: Or maybe I'm just laughing at my own writing: “Damn you,” John whispered, trying to angle his stubborn cock into t… https://t.co/YqR18UjYiH
Sun, 07:00: Hey @smirkdoctor @vexed221 @theMrsScience this exact quote occurred to me when we were discussing ducks on the host… https://t.co/NwOFLaC4PN
Sun, 07:05: Did this ever happen at a Twilight convention with Pattinson and Lautner? Because what a wasted opportunity if not. https://t.co/gT17fzYrBM
Sun, 08:35: RT @yoshi_fl: 描いて遊んだ https://t.co/XvlGXJjkPS
Sun, 08:36: OH NO HE'S SO CUTE https://t.co/0lecKQz7yV
Sun, 08:36: RT @o_00612: Good Night, Good Dream💕 https://t.co/4Adl9ABqiC

Sun, 08:41: The uncut postmortem recording we did for episode 61 is fully 45 minutes. We apologized to @SundayDuck so much. But now I'm editing it. 😂
Sun, 08:46: I'M SO OVERLY EXCITED ABOUT THE ACCENTS ON @fffinnagain'S ROUNDTABLE FOR EPISODE 61, AHHHH
Sun, 09:10: RT @SethAbramson: Retweet if you want Alec Baldwin to fill in for Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on April 29th. htt…
Sun, 09:15: RT @Afd_0401: 모든 퍼즐이 맞춰져 그를 알게 됐을때 우물 안에서 존은 어떤 생각을 하고 있었을까 #셜록_전력60분 (늦었습니다!) https://t.co/MZH1IfAocp
Sun, 09:25: RT @lauraolin: legendary https://t.co/S6K5I3RC5a
Sun, 09:38: RT @blkwmndirectors: If you liked @moonlightmov, go check out #Pariah by Dee Rees, about a queer Black girl's coming of age. #blackwomendir…
Sun, 09:49: Well, I feel the shit out of this. https://t.co/zAvBhDbdZq
Sun, 10:08: RT @FreddyAmazin: DJ Khaled's comments on his baby Asahd's instagram are so pure https://t.co/cBLtShcUmG
Sun, 10:09: I don't even know who that guy is but what a heckin sweetie #LastRT
Sun, 10:12: There's this thing that shouldn't exist but does and it's called subway surfing https://t.co/0PL3LF25sA

Sun, 10:16: Good god, the great thing about editing a segment is that you get to cut yourself out of it. BYE CAROLINE, YOU GABBY BIATCH.
Sun, 10:53: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CUT THIS TOXIC SHOCK DISCUSSION FROM THE POSTMORTEM DAMN IT
Sun, 11:35: I'm super tempted to provide the uncut version of us trying to sign off on the postmortem, because it's nothing but us cracking up.